Put a boiled egg (minus shell) in a jar full of vinegar?
Would it work if you replaced the vinegar with whiskey?
That could only come from a Welshman. Go wash your mouth out with carbolic. DT_Xtremez_31:
Well, if you can do fillet steak flambé, and you can put Cola in Whiskey, Pickled whiskey eggs sound good.
Who the hell puts Cola in Whiskey?
"Would you like a scotch?"
"Yes please".
"Would you like something in it?".
"Another Scotch, please". DT_Xtremez_31:
Lea & Perrins sprinkled liberally over cheese and toast, yes or no?
(Also, would the core meal charge of a PAYD outlet allow so?)
I would like to break eggs in a much more professional way - does anyone know where I could get egg breaking training so I can become a celebrity egg breaker? errrm I mean celebrity chef - cos I want to go into the jungle and give some z list celebs and 2 short pseudo Geordies a good kicking
I would like to break eggs in a much more professional way - does anyone know where I could get egg breaking training so I can become a celebrity egg breaker? ...
Ah, you mean the 'one-handed, not looking what I'm doing method', as you effortlessly crack half a dozen of the little feckers into the pan whilst talking to the camera. I tried that once. I mean how far can the inside of an egg go? Comment from Mrs 'Fuse "Never mind dear, I'll tidy the mess ...".
Isn't quiche food designed for blokes that are a bit light on their Loafers to take camping? Previously I would have said Gayer food but now I'm equal and diverse did you see how I neatly skirted around the issue? When I mentioned skirted it wasn't to have a dig at blokes who wear dressesDT_Xtremez_42:apparently you need to make something called a quiche and eat it before being allowed in the jungle
Odd but true, single handed egg cracking was the first real skill I learned. Before joining up I worked as a commi chef at a motorway service station, we fried millions of the fcukers