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grumpyoldb

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Well, if you can do fillet steak flambé, and you can put Cola in Whiskey, Pickled whiskey eggs sound good.

Who the hell puts Cola in Whiskey?

"Would you like a scotch?"
"Yes please".
"Would you like something in it?".

"Another Scotch, please". :pDT_Xtremez_31:
 

Spearmint

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Lea & Perrins sprinkled liberally over cheese and toast, yes or no?

(Also, would the core meal charge of a PAYD outlet allow so?)
 

Hu Jardon

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I would like to break eggs in a much more professional way - does anyone know where I could get egg breaking training so I can become a celebrity egg breaker? errrm I mean celebrity chef - cos I want to go into the jungle and give some z list celebs and 2 short pseudo Geordies a good kicking
 
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gemarriott

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I would like to break eggs in a much more professional way - does anyone know where I could get egg breaking training so I can become a celebrity egg breaker? errrm I mean celebrity chef - cos I want to go into the jungle and give some z list celebs and 2 short pseudo Geordies a good kicking

apparently you need to make something called a quiche and eat it before being allowed in the jungle
 

needsabiggerfuse

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I would like to break eggs in a much more professional way - does anyone know where I could get egg breaking training so I can become a celebrity egg breaker? ...

Ah, you mean the 'one-handed, not looking what I'm doing method', as you effortlessly crack half a dozen of the little feckers into the pan whilst talking to the camera. I tried that once. I mean how far can the inside of an egg go? Comment from Mrs 'Fuse "Never mind dear, I'll tidy the mess ...".
 
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gemarriott

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Ah, you mean the 'one-handed, not looking what I'm doing method', as you effortlessly crack half a dozen of the little feckers into the pan whilst talking to the camera. I tried that once. I mean how far can the inside of an egg go? Comment from Mrs 'Fuse "Never mind dear, I'll tidy the mess ...".

Odd but true, single handed egg cracking was the first real skill I learned. Before joining up I worked as a commi chef at a motorway service station, we fried millions of the fcukers
 

Hu Jardon

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apparently you need to make something called a quiche and eat it before being allowed in the jungle
Isn't quiche food designed for blokes that are a bit light on their Loafers to take camping? Previously I would have said Gayer food but now I'm equal and diverse did you see how I neatly skirted around the issue? When I mentioned skirted it wasn't to have a dig at blokes who wear dresses:pDT_Xtremez_42:
 

John Lloyd

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Odd but true, single handed egg cracking was the first real skill I learned. Before joining up I worked as a commi chef at a motorway service station, we fried millions of the fcukers

Well, I never took you to be a Commi B@stard.:pDT_Xtremez_31:
 

Snedderz

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Pickled Egg...

Pickled Egg...

I reakon the whiskey pickled egg would taste pretty rank! And what a waste of whiskey!cup of corrrfeee
 
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