Growbags!

[GeordieLegend]

I grow to love and hate the mentality of the Spacey is this the future of the Mob!DT_Xtremez_21:

 

[Hu Jardon]

how would you know if i could take it?

you can give me an example or not, either way im not fussed

I reckon that there's a few on here that would be very happy to give you one!

 

[Stax]

how would you know if i could take it?

you can give me an example or not, either way im not fussed

Oh dear, I am obviously wasted here, anyone else want to explain? Norman, Sausage, Wobbly, over to you guys!

 

[dantura]

how would you know if i could take it?

you can give me an example or not, either way im not fussed

Coffee everywhere, and just picked myself up off the floor!!

BEG, I'm sure it was/hope it was, sarcasm?



D

 

[blue_eyed_girl]

I reckon that there's a few on here that would be very happy to give you one!

hmmm i guess that is a double entendre then

 

[shettie]

BEG - You're catching on... What you are experiencing now is likely to be a very gentle introduction to service life, but the advice these guys are giving you - Stax' advice for instance is very relevant for the selection process. (been there - failed miserably - and very happy I did!) If you appear young and giggly to the board, they'll consider you to be too immature for selection, and if you use good english, you will be ahead of a number of the other applicants! But be aware - once you're in, you, and everyone else is fair game for a p1ss take, and you should never take it personally... Especially as you've shown this lot your web site!
DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[jpain]

10 week there doing your training and leadership to become a plastic sergeant and then after that 26 week on 55 squadron training to be a wsop

Don't forget the 2 days of fat injections into your backside ( ladies only of course !!! ) DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[blue_eyed_girl]

BEG - You're catching on... What you are experiencing now is likely to be a very gentle introduction to service life, but the advice these guys are giving you - Stax' advice for instance is very relevant for the selection process. (been there - failed miserably - and very happy I did!) If you appear young and giggly to the board, they'll consider you to be too immature for selection, and if you use good english, you will be ahead of a number of the other applicants! But be aware - once you're in, you, and everyone else is fair game for a p1ss take, and you should never take it personally... Especially as you've shown this lot your web site!
DT_Xtremez_28:

Well i have amazing english when i speak
Why would i go to an interview all giggly etc? i am not a fool and certainly not immature

and i put my website up for a reason as it is what i always do..i am not bothered who sees me

DT_Xtremez_26:

 

[MyShineyAr$e]

MyShineyAr$e: I say, Jenny, did you enjoy our weekend stay at my parents' house in the country?
Jenny: Yes, I enjoyed staying on your parents' chicken farm a great deal...
MyShineyAr$e: I'm glad to hear that. It's a shame that the cockerel kept for breeding purposes made such a racket with its 'cock-a-doodle-do'-ing at dawn each day
Jenny: Yes, I didn't enjoy being woken up by your father's cock every morning
MyShineyAr$e: Oo-er!
Jenny: Oo-er!

 

[blue_eyed_girl]

MyShineyAr$e: I say, Jenny, did you enjoy our weekend stay at my parents' house in the country?
Jenny: Yes, I enjoyed staying on your parents' chicken farm a great deal...
MyShineyAr$e: I'm glad to hear that. It's a shame that the cockerel kept for breeding purposes made such a racket with its 'cock-a-doodle-do'-ing at dawn each day
Jenny: Yes, I didn't enjoy being woken up by your father's cock every morning
MyShineyAr$e: Oo-er!
Jenny: Oo-er!

ha ha what's that all about? DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[firestorm]

Methinks you may have a tad more growing up to do.

Double entendre? Make mine a large one.

Repeat after me I not i, I not i, I not i....etc

 

[blue_eyed_girl]

Methinks you may have a tad more growing up to do.

Double entedre? Make mine a large one.

Repeat after me I not i, I not i, I not i....etc

what are you talking about?

and maybe i do seens i am only 17

and why is everyone wittering on about me? DT_Xtremez_08:

 

[firestorm]

CAPITAL LETTERS YOUNG LADY!


I think it's because you popped your head over the top of the bunker.

 

[shettie]

so who are grow bags on here then?
xXx

Because you started it - Nah, nah nah nah nah...

DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[wobbly]

Just remember that this is all just mickey taking and is what its like being in the forces. We get by through constantly ribbing each other and when we leave the forces we find it really hard to understand their sense of humour as its an everyday greeting of "Morning W@nker!" whilst in the forces. Do this in civvy street and they go off to report you to their supervisor.

The lads here are just giving you an example of what to expect and it's not because you are female, its the same for both sexes (we are not allowed to rib gays anymore). If you can take the ribbing here you will know what to expect once your through training.

Anymore pictures by the way? DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[blue_eyed_girl]

Just remember that this is all just mickey taking and is what its like being in the forces. We get by through constantly ribbing each other and when we leave the forces we find it really hard to understand their sense of humour as its an everyday greeting of "Morning W@nker!" whilst in the forces. Do this in civvy street and they go off to report you to their supervisor.

The lads here are just giving you an example of what to expect and it's not because you are female, its the same for both sexes (we are not allowed to rib gays anymore). If you can take the ribbing here you will know what to expect once your through training.

Anymore pictures by the way? DT_Xtremez_14:

some more pictures are going on tonight of me and my friends when we went out last night
DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[shettie]

Wobbly - you are a crawler! He is right though, if and when you join, take everything with a pinch of salt! We're being gentle! Honest...

 

[Billy Whizz]

some more pictures are going on tonight of me and my friends when we went out last night
DT_Xtremez_30:

Something to look forward to on tonights long night shift then! DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[blue_eyed_girl]

ah well, you can all bring it on then DT_Xtremez_42:

should be fun

my friends are really drunk on them though!

 

[Billy Whizz]

Just remember that this is all just mickey taking and is what its like being in the forces. We get by through constantly ribbing each other and when we leave the forces we find it really hard to understand their sense of humour as its an everyday greeting of "Morning W@nker!" whilst in the forces. Do this in civvy street and they go off to report you to their supervisor.

The lads here are just giving you an example of what to expect and it's not because you are female, its the same for both sexes (we are not allowed to rib gays anymore). If you can take the ribbing here you will know what to expect once your through training.

Anymore pictures by the way? DT_Xtremez_14:

So when was the last time you ribbed a gay then Wobbly! DT_Xtremez_42: