A real woman

[grumpyoldb]

yeah, what was that big fcuking blonde lump called at Laarparts? I still shudder when I recall seeing her washing her minge in the block ablutions, no fcuker ever owned up to having done the deed and I was too pished to remember.

Was that the 3ton MT driver who used to take 10 field sqn on in the mally friday night punch ups...........?

She used to drink about 15 pints of Heinie, then stand on a bench and shout......"right, who wants to fcuk me?"

I'm surprised you managed to scramble back out of that one........!DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[PingDit]

I was going to ask if anyone had any "better" pictures of her..... purely for reasearch purposes of course. If you do, can you send them to me please FOMz ? DT_Xtremez_14:


Ping DT_Xtremez_17: you are the gayest fcuking gay in a gay parade on international fcuking gay day ! :: You uphill gardening tw@t. DT_Xtremez_25:

Hope this helps DT_Xtremez_14:

There is no such thing as cellulite. It's a female myth, It's just dried sperm from the last "sesh" ::



Are you Ping's toy boy ? DT_Xtremez_31:

You need a better magnifying glass! She's not all your guide dog's telling you she is! It looks like a Porton Down experiment in humanity that went tragically wrong and then escaped! Does she provide the 'ar5e' planks or do you have to take your own?

 

[Talk Wrench]

More research:

My computer has begged me to stop. So that's yer lot. Pretty isn't she.

This bird is a babe compared to some of the WRAF's that I have sh@GGed.


And yes, I have no standards.


TW

 

[gemarriott]

Was that the 3ton MT driver who used to take 10 field sqn on in the mally friday night punch ups...........?

She used to drink about 15 pints of Heinie, then stand on a bench and shout......"right, who wants to fcuk me?"

I'm surprised you managed to scramble back out of that one........!DT_Xtremez_31:

thats the one, god she was fcuking rough!

 

[grumpyoldb]

You had to be careful not to catch her eye. If she started lumbering towards you, you knew you were in sh1t street. No-one was allowed to say no to her or you'd get a beating.

 

[Talk Wrench]

You had to be careful not to catch her eye. If she started lumbering towards you, you knew you were in sh1t street. No-one was allowed to say no to her or you'd get a beating.

Have you got her number? I might have to fly over from Denmark so that I can give her a good, hard , old fashioned liney see off.



TW

 

[grumpyoldb]

Have you got her number? I might have to fly over from Denmark so that I can give her a good, hard , old fashioned liney see off.



TW

'kinnel mate....................
You're in Denmark and desperate for a sh@g..............???

You've got problems...................DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[Talk Wrench]

Actually, G old B, me old muckah, I'm not in Denmark. I'm in G-----Y after driving back from Belgium.

I can't say G-----Y any more when posting because Downsizer gets all anal about life and insecure with his own, limited, experience and feels the need to have a go.

But yes,

Because I was a proper liney, unlike Downtrodden, I have no standards and would do her big time. Even under her flabby armpit folds. :0



No Muff is too Tough for the mighty Wrench.


TW

 

[grumpyoldb]

Actually, G old B, me old muckah, I'm not in Denmark. I'm in G-----Y after driving back from Belgium.

I can't say G-----Y any more when posting because Downsizer gets all anal about life and insecure with his own, limited, experience and feels the need to have a go.

But yes,

Because I was a proper liney, unlike Downtrodden, I have no standards and would do her big time. Even under her flabby armpit folds. :0



No Muff is too Tough for the mighty Wrench.


TW

Armpits.....................!!!

Now there's a whole chapter on that subject............................lol!

 

[PingDit]

She's a waste of cooking oil, which is probably 90% of her body mass!

 

[Ex-Bay]

Is there any truth in the rumour that the photographer had to have some intensive psychiatric treatment after the photo shoot ? I mean, I've heard of nightmares, but that's one mare too far. Keerist - that's bloody awful.

DT_Xtremez_24:

Is there a smiley for talking to a porcelain microphone ? Bring it on, please.

 

[185]

you have to give her the due she has earned .a gold star as far as im concerned.id love to take her to a beer call/works do. can you imagaine
what the tight arrse wives woud say

 

[Ex-Bay]

you have to give her the due she has earned .a gold star as far as im concerned.id love to take her to a beer call/works do. can you imagaine
what the tight arrse wives woud say

Whilst the blokes are puking themselves silly. . . . . . .
Masochist or what?

 

[planesailing]

A real woman

Scaly B, I know this is a complement, but you need help.

On second thoughts, you might have a point, wheres her next venue! DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Fairynuff31]

Does anyone remember the German woman (I think it was a woman anyway) who worked in the Airman Mess at Bruggen?

Now there was a ginger mountain-woman who would give even Ron Jeremy a hard time getting wood!

6 foot tall, easily 20 stone and a Ginger too boot!

Never sure if anyone got across her, and never sure if anyone would amidt it they had.

Crack on!

 

[Scaley brat]

Scaly B, I know this is a complement, but you need help.

On second thoughts, you might have a point, wheres her next venue! DT_Xtremez_15:

You see ! I told you.... the girl is sex on a stick.....










Okay, maybe it's been a while DT_Xtremez_06:DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Dave-exfairy]

Is this mountain of flab that you're all talking about, Beth Ditto, a bean flicker?

 

[Talk Wrench]

Is this mountain of flab that you're all talking about, Beth Ditto, a bean flicker?

Yes.

But you would though, wouldn't you?

I would.


TW

 

[Dave-exfairy]

Yes.

But you would though, wouldn't you?

I would.


TW

In a word, no.