I bought a book on Saturday called 'Unspeak' by Stephen Poole. It dissects and analyses the destruction and abuse of the English Language by the introduction of management speak and use of the euphemism to cloud clear and concise language.
I hate, and I really mean hate the use of smug management speak. I make a point of asking the spouter of drivel 'What exactly do you mean, in plain English please'.
I first came across it from a Sales Director who knew basic principles but did not understand the business, his management speak and invented phrases were purely used to disguise his lack of knowledge and prevented him being held accountable for any specific actions. Everything he said was non specific and open to interpretation.
Sound familiar?
For my crimes, I was once employed as a Technical Writer.
Once I was in a location, documenting an interesting piece of hardware, but they wanted a blow-by-blow account of the software underpinning its operation.
After a week of badgering, I finally got the head honcho (software) to talk to me.
His previous spoutings had meant nothing of any real substance - certainly not the sort of thing I could put in the book), so I got him in the canteen with a coffee.
I put my little recorder in front of him and said "how's it work?".
He used very arcane words, so I said "Can I have that in simple words please, because I am not a programmer and the people for whom this book is intended aren't either."
It took him over an hour. It was as if he'd had to re-learn simple English.
I still have the tape somewhere. It's a good giggle.