A few people have asked me now whats involved with police selection. Instead of writing 3 PMS's, I'll write this, then if anyone still has questions I'll be more than happy to answer their PM's.
The first thing you have to do is come into this with your eyes open.....I mean that, you think you've seen stuff, then you come into this !!! I'me sure you've all seen a corpse, maybe even a broken up corpse, but in this job you may have to get hands on with it ! A colleague of mine recently went to a guy who hadn't been seen for weeks ! They could smell the body outside the front door ! A fairly recent one smells like Bernard Matthews Turkey ham slices.
Next thing to appreciate is that we don't go to nice places. We have an expression in this job ''wipe your feet on the way out''. I have been to some right **** holes !!!! I've had hyperdermic syringes sticking in my boot in one house.
People are never happy to see you, because very rarely do you have good news.
The paperwork is an absolute nightmare, I thought I did a lot as a rigger...not even close, multiply it by about 5.
Thats some of the bad stuff
The good stuff now.
I got taught how to drive a car properly. I thought I could drive till I went on the 3 week driving course. 140 MPH on the A1M !!!!!! Costs me a fortune on tyres on my own car now. I don't care what anyone says, splitting the morning rush hour traffic when your on blues and two's is a buzz.
Personally I love the public order side of things. You can't beat being out on a Saturday night and someone kicks off ! 8 of you and your mates in a big blue riot van turn up and get stuck in.....result !
Giving traffic tickets to muppets who don't strap their kids in and chat on mobile phones...have it.
The overtime
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Doing early morning wakeups which involve smashing in a front door and piling into the house.
The cameradirie isn't as good as the mob, but at work if ur in the **** people will drop what they're doing an run. I recently turned up at a fight outside a pub in Peterborough. There were 40 people fighting outside and I was trying to sort out an unconcious lad on the deck who'd swallowed his tongue after being punched. Things were going downhill fast so I hit my emergency button. 3 mins later the whole world turned up. There were coppers coming from every corner of the division, firearms, dogs, beat bobbies you name it. I was fookin glad to see them.
If you come somewhere like I am, then expect to work your arse off. I mean no breaks, and sometimes no food. But you will see some things. My second night on independant patrol ie signed off to work on my own. I was first on scene to a fatal accident, where a 14 year old had been hit by a car in lane 2 of a dual carriageway. What would you do in the same circumstances ...........?
I've also been first on scene to an attempted murder
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/4935868.stm this guy had his throat cut wide open and the news got it wrong, it was definately life threatening, thats why I escorted the ambulance to hospital and why we had a full trauma team waiting.
Ok so still want the job ?
First off, don't think because you've been in the military you'll breeze in. Yes you have certain skills that are useful, but you still need to prove yourself.
First thing to do is the Potential Police Officers course at Aldershot. There is one up north, but the Aldershot one is the best. Last two weeks and you'll eat sleep and **** police work.
Next comes the application, Try and have it to the force a year before you're due out. my selection took almost exactly a year from applying to the day I started. Try and have it done by the time you do the PPO's course, so Bill Hodge can have a read over it. This is the first time the force will look at you, so try and impress from the start. I took a month to fill in mine. I also got the education officer to proof read it for mistakes I missed. You need to be hitting the police core competences, hit enough and you'll get through the paper sift.
Next post assessment centre.................