ninjarabbi
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Well with me being a self employed professional housebreaker/burglar.....My hard earned income has taken a considerable huge hit and it's all due to the majority of my targeted homes being selfishly occupied 24/7.....The sooner this goddam virus pandemic is over, the sooner I can get back to earning a decent and honest crust......In the meantime I'm offering my services as a professional dog walker to the housebound and virus vulnerable .....If their dogs aren't pedigree or worth a few bob I'll occasionally take 'em back to their owners.....Got top whack for a French bulldog the other day off a local dodgy dog breeder.....Needs is must.....
Totally agree. Now, any chance of a Rolex Explorer? Will accept an Omega Speedmaster.....You Sir, are a bloody hero.
FTFYYou Sir, are a scouser.
You'd have been safer selling to a take-away; the evidence would disappear quickerWell with me being a self employed professional housebreaker/burglar.....My hard earned income has taken a considerable huge hit and it's all due to the majority of my targeted homes being selfishly occupied 24/7.....The sooner this goddam virus pandemic is over, the sooner I can get back to earning a decent and honest crust......In the meantime I'm offering my services as a professional dog walker to the housebound and virus vulnerable .....If their dogs aren't pedigree or worth a few bob I'll occasionally take 'em back to their owners.....Got top whack for a French bulldog the other day off a local dodgy dog breeder.....Needs is must.....
Yeah I thought about it.....But unfortunately those take-away customers would then probably have electronic chips with everything......You'd have been safer selling to a take-away; the evidence would disappear quicker
My entire office shut on Tuesday at very short notice. Three days later and some of my team are already starting to feel the strain of sitting at home - strangely they are the ones that complain the most about being overworked when we are there.
We are getting paid, and any sickness associated with Covid-19 will not count towards accrued sickness absence. That said, the amount of folk who were already off with underlying conditions, age, pregnancy, stress etc far overshadowed the number of people who were actually sick with symptoms. It has shocked me how "fragile" many of my colleagues are when the sh!t hits the fan. When I return, I'll definitely be looking at some folk in a different way - same way as I looked at the RAF twisted socks when I was going to Afghan for the 3rd and 4th time in 3 years.
Dealership now closed.Good news everyone, our local Ford/Skoda dealership is still open.
For when you really need that essential/emergency Mondeo.
By my reading of that, Curry's PC World aren't essential - so it was a good job yesterday that Tesco had vga cables on the shelf so that I can stop using my laptop screen (ridiculously small) and connect it to our spare monitor (for some reason the HDMI cable wasn't working....). With all the wfh going on i suspect that more than a few people are going to be looking for all sorts of IT hardware and accessories and on-line shopping is not always the best way for some items. If we are going to be wfh for up to 12 weeks then turning more of our home into office space is going to become essential.Copied this from the BBC, possibly car sales is stretching the word "Essential" but the servicing side would certainly fit within the guidelines. Copied it from an article about over zealous officials trying to ban the sale of Easter Eggs. Seems there is no definition of essential goods a food shop can sell
Essential retailers
After strict new restrictions were brought in by government earlier this week, it issued a list of “essential retailers”, that are allowed to stay open. They include:
- Supermarkets and other food shops
- Pharmacies
- Off-licences and licensed shops selling alcohol, including those within breweries
- Petrol stations
- Newsagents
- Bicycle shops
- Home and hardware stores
- Launderettes and dry cleaners
- Garages
- Pet shops
- Post offices
- Banks