New Falklands Conflict Question

[Harry B'Stard]

Seeing all the recent reports about the argies (small 'a' on purpose) kicking up a stink, we need to ask ourselves an important question.

We have very few troops available, hardly any ships and a worn out Air force. In addition our economy is unlikely to withstand the extra drain on resources and with Broon in charge it's not looking good to be honest.DT_Xtremez_21:

So my question is this...

If it does kick off, what music will become the soundtrack of the conflict?

Vietnam had a great soundtrack and the last Falklands conflict spawned Brothers in Arms.

What music will you be listening to when we fend off the argies with a couple of rusty pitchforks and an old rowing boat?DT_Xtremez_30:

HTB

 

[MontyPlumbs]

The Benny Hill theme tune...

 

[Tashy_Man]

The Benny Hill theme tune...

Now that is funny !!!!

Crack on MP ................DT_Xtremez_14:...................DT_Xtremez_09:

 

[NotAnIDOYet]

Ting Tings - We Started Nothing?

Seasick Steve - I Started Out With Nothing and I Still Got Most Of It Left

Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire

 

[Green_garfield]

journey, don't stop believing.

or a F*cking JLS song

just because they are on Heart FM..every single hour of every single day, every day all week long!!!

DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Rich_P]

The Benny Hill theme tune...

I'm in agony because of you - sore abs from brutal regime the other day and you've had me laughing hard. DT_Xtremez_32:

 

[Don Key]

Time to dust off the vinyl again. The White Album and all of the Doors LPs.

Happiness is a warm gun!

Note to self: Make appointment with DCMH to get some more of the special meds

 

[gray]

Their President is a bit better looking than the last one the UK fought against (Galtieri)

 

[Rich_P]

Looks like she's had plenty of plastic surgery. DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Tashy_Man]

Their President is a bit better looking than the last one the UK fought against (Galtieri)

I'd still smash her in if need be........bring her on !!!!

Crack on......................DT_Xtremez_09:

 

[grumpyoldb]

Looks like a window licker in a minibus........................... DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[John Lloyd]

Is that there President woman touching herself in her 'Special place'?

 

[Realist78]

I think the song should be based on 'Gordon Brown's a cnut', it's on everyone's lips!

 

[shiny_arse]

Theme tune to "Dallas" !

 

[Stevienics]

Slow night...........tune is obvious.

Kelp (I need some money)
Kelp (yeah, some OPEC money)
Kelp (I need some oily money now)

When it was junta, some much junta than today
We’d filch our petrol from the yanks and never pay
But on our door doorstep they found oil and maybe gas
So now we’re going to have another pop at Malvinas.

Help us if you can, we need some guns
‘cos our air force is in the Smithsonian
with the navy 201 miles out to sea <ahem>
won’t you please, please help me?

And now our air-force changed in such a pathetic way
Like the Brits, a million zobs, and all on flying pay
We can’t even get a Mirage off the ground
Never mind, across the pond, to Port San Carlos sound.

Post me overseas to lands afar
Cos in Fuerza Aérea, you can’t PVR
I don’t want my testes mounted in a jar.
Won’t you please, please help me?

 

[burglar]

Slow night...........tune is obvious.

Kelp (I need some money)
Kelp (yeah, some OPEC money)
Kelp (I need some oily money now)

When it was junta, some much junta than today
We’d filch our petrol from the yanks and never pay
But on our door doorstep they found oil and maybe gas
So now we’re going to have another pop at Malvinas.

Help us if you can, we need some guns
‘cos our air force is in the Smithsonian
with the navy 201 miles out to sea <ahem>
won’t you please, please help me?

And now our air-force changed in such a pathetic way
Like the Brits, a million zobs, and all on flying pay
We can’t even get a Mirage off the ground
Never mind, across the pond, to Port San Carlos sound.

Post me overseas to lands afar
Cos in Fuerza Aérea, you can’t PVR
I don’t want my testes mounted in a jar.
Won’t you please, please help me?

Nice one!!! Gets my voteDT_Xtremez_30:. Can't help thinking tho that you have too much time on your hands!!

 

[stllin]

Ant N Dec

Ant N Dec

Ant n Dec - Lets get ready to rumble.


If they dont run in fear of our rusty pitch forks they will turn and cower at our Jordy Bretherin.

 

[Harry B'Stard]

Help!

Help!

Slow night...........tune is obvious.

Kelp (I need some money)
Kelp (yeah, some OPEC money)
Kelp (I need some oily money now)

When it was junta, some much junta than today
We’d filch our petrol from the yanks and never pay
But on our door doorstep they found oil and maybe gas
So now we’re going to have another pop at Malvinas.

Help us if you can, we need some guns
‘cos our air force is in the Smithsonian
with the navy 201 miles out to sea <ahem>
won’t you please, please help me?

And now our air-force changed in such a pathetic way
Like the Brits, a million zobs, and all on flying pay
We can’t even get a Mirage off the ground
Never mind, across the pond, to Port San Carlos sound.

Post me overseas to lands afar
Cos in Fuerza Aérea, you can’t PVR
I don’t want my testes mounted in a jar.
Won’t you please, please help me?

Nice one stevie.DT_Xtremez_30:

I now need help to clean the coffee off my keyboard!

HTB

 

[Ex-Bay]

How about the main title theme to "Hawaii Five Oh" ?

Pass the 303s lads. It's time to do some practice . . . . . . .

 

[Tabber]

Stevie - awesome. But who would you get to sing it?DT_Xtremez_30: