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Your Number One Bird

rocket scientist

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Would anyone still have a pop at Lulu? I know I would, even if she's knocking on for 70 and is mostly plastic.

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Gonterseed

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Would anyone still have a pop at Lulu? I know I would, even if she's knocking on for 70 and is mostly plastic.

She looks reasonable, it's likely she has a regular bath and probably carries a tube of KY, just in case, so yeah why not.
 

FOMz

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When you are a red blooded alpha male Adonis like me... they throw themselves at you, because they all want some of my highly potent sex wee.
 

ninjarabbi

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When you are a red blooded alpha male Adonis like me... they throw themselves at you, because they all want some of my highly potent sex wee.

I would type a longer reply but I can't seem to get my head out of the toilet bowl. Alpha male Adonis.....baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarfffffff! ::p:
 

Gonterseed

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Gabrielle Miller aka the Trivago Girl. Think I need to go book a hotel room...

I realise I'm being a bit picky but. If she started talking I might have to pass her on to FOMz. He'd be alright 'cos she'd be too gobsmacked to speak when she see's that "it is actually him!!!".
 

ninjarabbi

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I realise I'm being a bit picky but. If she started talking I might have to pass her on to FOMz. He'd be alright 'cos she'd be too gobsmacked to speak when she see's that "it is actually him!!!".

Do you mean she'll be stunned at how tiny his dinkle is?
 

vim_fuego

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I can't stand her, partly due to her manky teeth but mostly because she's up her own @rse.

I'd have a go on her though but there'd be nothing in it for her.

If she's up her own ar$e there's no room for you?
 
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