All Firemen are W***ers
All Firemen are W***ers
Some hard facts about the scum in the yellow Hats.
This overpaid underworked bunch of neandethols are the scourge of society. Every one of then earn an absolute Fortune as Firemen....£67,000pa for a 6 hour shift followed by 7 days off to do their other jobs. They earn 14 times as much as an Air Chief Marshall, 663.4 times as much as a Nurse, 273 times as much as a Teacher and £14.62 more than a London Policeman.
They all have second jobs.... the Taxi Driver who overcharges you...He's a Fireman, The Plumber who charged your Granny £5000 to unblock her sink...He's a Fireman...The Guy who took your life savings for a plot of land in the Algarve, then promptly disappeared...He's a Fireman. Evary one of them lives in 7 bedroomed Mansions... on the same Luxury Housing developments as Premiership Footballers...but the nicer ones that the likes of Beckham & Rooney can't afford.
Did you know, that there are more luxury car owners among Fireman as an occupational group than there are among Lawyers, Bankers, Advertising Executives and Stocjbrokers.
They all have criminal records...you know all the Chav kids who are running this Once great nation into the ground, they are the vermin offspring of Firemen. They are prolific Drug abusers, rapists thieves and murderers. They are not just normal people like you and me...they are wired different. There is no way any one of us could have chosen to be a Fireman and being doing their job is there? There is no way any of them could ever of Joined the Armed Forces surely? No, they are not normal people...they belong in the pits of hell.
All Firemen are Terrorists. All of those with Ginger and Blonde Hair are Irish Catholic Bombers, the remainder are all Muslim jihad sympathisers.
On 7th of July, no London Firemen turned in for work. Some came to london to give the Bombers directions and advice on where to go to cause the most damage. The Emergency response on that day was from concerned commuters who broke into empty London Fire Stations, took uniforms and the Fire Engines and carrried out Rescue Operations. Amazingly, they found once they got on the fire Engines they were able to understand an whole host of technical information about the equipment had a full knowledge of Fire science, Urban Search & Rescue, First Aid, CBRN Counter Measures, Operational Procedures...etc...etc...
Did you know that the evil of the World were all once Firemen?
Saddam Hussein; Fireman
Hitler; Fireman
Peter Sutcliffe; Fireman
Myra Hindley; Fire Control Officer
Osama Bin Laden; Fireman
Tomas de Torquemada; Fireman
Pol Pot; Fireman
Nicolae Ceausescu; Fire Station Cook
Theere is an evil myth. In the past year for instance 5 Firemen have died in the UK on active Service. Rubbish!!!!! 4 of those were vagrants found within the ruins of the burnt Buildings, dressed in Firemans clothes by the evil communist FBU 'Secret Police' The 5th was in fact a Fireman who was so Drunk he fell asleep in the burning Buiulding and was roasted on the spot. If you see stories in the papers....(normally 3 lines at the bottom of page 18, several pages after the double page spread detailing the latest tragic loss of a Celebrities cat)...you are to completely disregard them as propaganda by the FBU.
The amount of Rescues carried out by this Nations Firemen (from fires alone) has reportedly increased by 42% in the past decade...the figures are true. But all rescues were carried out by Police Officers or Paramedics who saw the fire whilst the lazy watersquirting pr*cks were sound asleep in their craftmatic adjustables....once again, they either found the uniforms and fire engines conveniently at the side of the road (as you do) or broke into the local Station.
According to FBU data, 14.7% of the UK Fire Service (December 2002) were ex Foreces Personnel. That is a blatant lie. The Military did not dishonourably discharge over 6000 from its ranks who them all became Fireman. Any Fireman (or ex Firemen) who claims to be a former serviceman... especially those who claim to have seen action in WW2, The Suez, Aden, Falklands, Gulf War, Northern Ireland & by Christ even vets fo the second Gulf War should be shot for treason. There is no way any former member of Her Majesty's Armed Forces would ever lower themselves to join the Fire Service when they come out onto Civvy Street.
The Parents of Firemen are all scum and should be burned for Witchcraft. The wives of Fireman are all two bit whores and any members of their families should also be exterminated to prevent this evil from spreading.
All Firemen are p1ss heads and junkies.... in fact, they only turn up at Fire Stations to go into the Bars (because as we all know every Fire Station has a fully stocked and staffed Bar just like they get free 4 course silver service meals 6 times per shift the fat poofs. They get well lubricated in the first hours of their shifts before they fall into their beds until it's time to drive their Bently's, Porshes & Mercedes home.
If any Fireman ever claims that their children are entitled to free school meals...refer them to my first paragraph... we all know that you have to be earning less than £20,000 and have to pay to keep a roof over your head and pay all of your billls before kids eat for free at school...anyway, their venemous offspring don't even go to school!!!!
That clip on Sky News during Op Fresco...where the squaddie showed his payslip...£1,200 for one month....about £100 more than a Fireman earnt back then...it didn't happen. It was a trick of the camera...or something, but it did not happen OK!!!!
If any of the thick pr1cks claim there striking to stop Fire Engines being cut back or whatever...again it is bullsh*t. The Government caved into them and is pouring Millions of pounds into the Service... there are more new Fire Stations going up than there are Starbucks Coffee shops, I passed 74 of them today didn't you? There are no Fire Stations being closed and from 2008 there will be 4 Fire Engines for evey household in the UK. Despite an amazing lack of detailed facts...take it from me...they are striking for £100k this time...and like last time they will get every penny of it...without strings.
The 900,000 calls and 400,000 fires in the UK last year did not happen. The figures on the website of the Office of National Statistics were put there by some bird in IT who is shagging a Fireman. In fact there were only 39 fires in the UK last year..and they were all put out by the neighbours....with even more of those Fire Engines and uniforms that are left by the side of the road... I think I saw some today...in fact, I borrowed one of the coats because it was a bit chilly. I tried to drop it back at the Fire Station this evening, but they were all to p1ssed to come to the door.
How do I know all of this? Well, I met a Fireman in the pub the other day...he had popped in their to sober up after work, before his chauffeur dropped him back at the Airpost to get on his Private ket back to Monaco.
...Becuase you can believe every word you are told and everything you read can't you?
Stay Safe and take care.