The North Korean Leader is (possibly) unwell

[ninjarabbi]

It seems that all is not well in the wonderful state that is North Korea. It's leader is either unwell, dead or both (Schrodinger's Dictator?). There is talk that his sister could take over and I'd be happy with that. She's hot in the same way that any psychotic, mass-murdering lunatic is. Just the right side of Bond supervillain if you ask me. Thoughts.

 

[justintime129]

It seems that all is not well in the wonderful state that is North Korea. It's leader is either unwell, dead or both (Schrodinger's Dictator?). There is talk that his sister could take over and I'd be happy with that. She's hot in the same way that any psychotic, mass-murdering lunatic is. Just the right side of Bond supervillain if you ask me. Thoughts.

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Nothing behind those eyes.

 

[ninjarabbi]

Nothing behind those eyes.

Nothing but.........DEATH!

 

[Tin basher]

Well the perfect comrade (Their description) could be resting at his summer resort, recovering from heart surgery, suffering from Covid 19, planning the next great socialist initiative or something else. Then again he could be quite dead and there's a major power struggle in progress between competing factions. That's the drawback with secretive totalitarian regimes they don't tell you whats happening on a regular basis.

 

[Tin basher]

Well Dr. Donald Dettol the POTUS has spoken on the topic. He has no idea where Kim actually is but has had this to say

"I hope he's fine. I do know how he's doing relatively speaking. We will see you'll probably be hearing in the not too distant future,"

Donald Trump suggests Kim Jong Un is ALIVE saying 'I wish him well'

President Donald Trump said Monday he 'can't talk about' what he knows about the condition of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, but wished Kim well.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Kryten]

I had wondered if the Dear Leader had followed the Tangerine Turnip's advice and was found in his bed lying next to a hypodermic needle and an illicit bottle of Cillit Bang by his side....

 

[Talk Wrench]

It seems that all is not well in the wonderful state that is North Korea. It's leader is either unwell, dead or both (Schrodinger's Dictator?). There is talk that his sister could take over and I'd be happy with that. She's hot in the same way that any psychotic, mass-murdering lunatic is. Just the right side of Bond supervillain if you ask me. Thoughts.

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Nothing but.........DEATH!

You can tell just by looking at her that she has no Seoul.

 

[ninjarabbi]

Looks like reports on Kim’s death ‘may’ have been a tad early. Here he surrounds himself with the hottest chicks from the NK Armed Forces. Reminds of the last few minutes of a NAAFI bop...

 

[GD on Wheels]

But who will be the lucky girl? And if she no good in the sack. Will she be blown up by a Scud a or a 1000 pounder?

 

[ninjarabbi]

But who will be the lucky girl? And if she no good in the sack. Will she be blown up by a Scud a or a 1000 pounder?

I’d imagine the cause of death will show massive crush injuries!

 

[Rigga]

If you put his sister in some nice 'webbing' I'll bet she'd really get you Stuffed! (also as per 007)

 

[Tin basher]

If you put his sister in some nice 'webbing' I'll bet she'd really get you Stuffed! (also as per 007)

She is probably a North Korean Fembot from a cheap Austin Powers rip off movie.

 

[Mustang]

Kims sister must be the ultimate danger f**k.

 

[ninjarabbi]

Kims sister must be the ultimate danger f**k.

You know something, I’m willing to test this. It must be done, for the U.K. For honour!

Deploy Kryten!

 

[vim_fuego]

Kims sister must be the ultimate danger f**k.

I think she'd insist on pokey bum sex as well...you don't get that powerful without testing a few boundaries and wearing out a few safe words.

 

[ninjarabbi]

I think she'd insist on pokey bum sex as well...you don't get that powerful without testing a few boundaries and wearing out a few safe words.

I’d imagine her safe word is ‘Kim’.

 

[Kryten]

You know something, I’m willing to test this. It must be done, for the U.K. For honour!

Deploy Kryten!

Been there. Done that.
Now to continue with my plan to destroy Western civilization and replace you all with Communist Kim-bots, and ensure that every gym on this planet is razed to the ground, with monuments to my Groinal Attachments erected in their place...

 

[Tin basher]

ensure that every gym on this planet is razed to the ground...

Gym = a place where people spend time picking up heavy weights only to put them back exactly where they were in the first place.