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Thank you Greta Thunberg!

busby1971

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have you thought about the type of people who use Asda Vim? Protesters would have the s**t kicked out of them for stopping immediate access to all the cheap alcohol and trans fats. They’d be safer blockading Waitrose!
They probably don’t know what an Asda is
 

SAXAVORDIAN

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I see Greta (how dare you, I should be back at school) Thunberg father bleated her life story from the diagnosis of asperger to present spurt of adventure. Call me thick skinned, but if your children became this inspired, I would get a doctor in by now. Maybe they do things differently in the Pacifist country of Sweden. As for A Stink Repellents or "My daddy a judge Lord Ball-Ake", notice they're never made up from council estates more the Manor houses rejects more like. Never see them protesting at the Manchester Council for the level of poor or homeless.
 

Tin basher

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Breaking news saint Greta goes all Wall Street trademarking names and slogans for profit.


Hope all the banknotes are printed on sustainable paper and not on long lasting plastic.
 

SAXAVORDIAN

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Patent pending. Yours for only £9.99 the Greta Thinbird doll made in China wholly out of recycled waste plastic transhipped from UK.
Pull her left leg and she will say "HUFF HUFF TRUMP". While pulling on the right leg she will say "HOW DARE YOU, HOW DARE YOU".
*****WARNING Red Scowling Eyes emit strobe light flashing that might cause sickness among many children and adults.*****
Only £9.99 from all retailers in China wet market.
 

ninjarabbi

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Patent pending. Yours for only £9.99 the Greta Thinbird doll made in China wholly out of recycled waste plastic transhipped from UK.
Pull her left leg and she will say "HUFF HUFF TRUMP". While pulling on the right leg she will say "HOW DARE YOU, HOW DARE YOU".
*****WARNING Red Scowling Eyes emit strobe light flashing that might cause sickness among many children and adults.*****
Only £9.99 from all retailers in China wet market.
Not made in Wuhan is it?
 

ninjarabbi

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Even more good news! The BBC Studio's Science Unit has announced they are going to be making a brand new series. The person fronting the series? Greta Thunberg. No bias there then!
 

Johned

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Climate strike by children? At my very minor but pretentious public school which I attended on a county scholarship, the very thought of such an action would have resulted in a caning strenuously carried out by one master in particular who was prone to losing his rag at the slightest provocation! However things like that don't happen today, do they?
 

vim_fuego

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She was on the telly this morning and my son pointed out she was 17? Feck me I'd been thinking about 13-14 all this time (I don;t actually read anything she says or does by the way hence the ignorance) but she needs some pies, a bit of time in the sun and a shopping trip with someone not trying to make her look vulnerable and helpless all the time!
 

Barch

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She was on the telly this morning and my son pointed out she was 17? Feck me I'd been thinking about 13-14 all this time (I don;t actually read anything she says or does by the way hence the ignorance) but she needs some pies, a bit of time in the sun and a shopping trip with someone not trying to make her look vulnerable and helpless all the time!

It's all part of the corporate image.
 

ninjarabbi

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Today Ms Thunberg is at the EU to help them ‘produce’ their climate policy. I have no words.
 
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