A few years ago I was on a visit to the Fighter Controller School up at Boulmer & was sitting in a class room, trying to stay awake whilst some FCs tried to tell us how important they all were.
Meanwhile, in the CRC, 2 JTs trying to fix the tannoy system which had been dead for some time decided that all hope was lost and started to mess around with it, thinking that they were not transmitting... "SBFB SBFB, all coppers are knobs, I say again, all coppers are knobs..he he he!!"
Back in the classroom, we all heard it & judging by the Pig Mobile hurtling up the hill, so did the scuffers. Beautiful!
To give the full truth, twas one of TG3's finest JNCOs who thought the tannoy microphone he held in his hand with a childish glint in his eye only went building wide.
Made even better by the rozzers complete overreaction to the sitiation and the fact that the accused's old man was a scuffer!
In the words of the Sqn Cdr at the subsequent fiz (I was only the escort m'lud!), "I shall not fine you, the rest of the station will only club together to pay it!!"
Hilarity all around, fantastic day at the office!
(Not all of them are, just a percentage!)
Another of TG3's finest from the 1980's was a bloke known as Flash (the one who's first name started with C), who while babysitting the Duty system engineer desk at Bishops Court decided to select all areas on the R31 tannoy system (thus putting him in control of the whole station system) and started doing Cuckoo noises.
Another of TG3's finest from the 1980's was a bloke known as Flash (the one who's first name started with C), who while babysitting the Duty system engineer desk at Bishops Court decided to select all areas on the R31 tannoy system (thus putting him in control of the whole station system) and started doing Cuckoo noises.
Most of us got caught out with that tannoy system (young collie on more than one occasion).
One of the DSEs had a habit of broadcasting 'T1ts on the telly' whenever there was some flesh on C4, and we would all run from the equipment hall to see what was on display.
Unfortunately he pressed the wrong button one night and informed the whole station . . . . how we laughed as the phone starting ringing.
To all at ISK. Ah say, Ah say again!!
Though not s Stn tannoy per se, but does anybody remember the bloke who used to do the call to prayer at the mosque across the road from the mess at AAS? He'd be chanting away, when all of a sudden, he's start coughing and spluttering into the microphone. It used to bring the whole RAF Det to their knees in laughter every lunchtime.
I hated that bloody call to prayer guy. Bloody noisy sod.DT_Xtremez_32:
A few years ago I was on a visit to the Fighter Controller School up at Boulmer & was sitting in a class room, trying to stay awake whilst some FCs tried to tell us how important they all were.
Meanwhile, in the CRC, 2 JTs trying to fix the tannoy system which had been dead for some time decided that all hope was lost and started to mess around with it, thinking that they were not transmitting... "SBFB SBFB, all coppers are knobs, I say again, all coppers are knobs..he he he!!"
Back in the classroom, we all heard it & judging by the Pig Mobile hurtling up the hill, so did the scuffers. Beautiful!