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heartfixer

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How long do you go out with a bloke before you go down on him (not counting the one nighters) I have just finished with a bloke who on our second date gave the subtle signal of pushing my head down towards his crotch while we were kissing, it was made even more unsubtle by the fact he had alraedy got his c0ck out and was maturbating.

If I think there might be a relationship in the offing then I dont usually get that close until the 5 or 6 date is that holding out, about right or that a bit too soon?
 
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koppas

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Heartfixers, I assume you are female? You may be a homosexual, I haven't done any background research on yourself so I can't comment.

For what it's worth, a bird gave me a blow job on Tuesday literally five minutes after our first kiss. Top bird!
 

Ex-Bay

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How long do you go out with a bloke before you go down on him (not counting the one nighters) I have just finished with a bloke who on our second date gave the subtle signal of pushing my head down towards his crotch while we were kissing, it was made even more unsubtle by the fact he had alraedy got his c0ck out and was maturbating.

If I think there might be a relationship in the offing then I dont usually get that close until the 5 or 6 date is that holding out, about right or that a bit too soon?


Obviously, he was no Gentleman; he was a ******!
 

Billy Whizz

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If I read it right - you would give a guy a BJ on a one night stand but not until date 5-6 if you're looking for something more permanent?

How does that work then and when do you decide?
 

Scaley brat

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How long do you go out with a bloke before you go down on him (not counting the one nighters)
First night, it should be carried out with relish for best effect to properly say thank you to the man for breaking the boredom of your spinsters existence :pDT_Xtremez_15:
he had alraedy got his c0ck out and was maturbating.
No, he was saving you time and ensuring you didn't get "lockjaw" and not finish the job properly. He was doing you a favour :pDT_Xtremez_31:
If I think there might be a relationship in the offing then I dont usually get that close until the 5 or 6 date is that holding out, about right or that a bit too soon?
And you fekkers say WE change when we get in a relationship :pDT_Xtremez_17:
Girls that swallow were sent by heaven. Fact ! :pDT_Xtremez_30:
 
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heartfixer

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If I read it right - you would give a guy a BJ on a one night stand but not until date 5-6 if you're looking for something more permanent?

How does that work then and when do you decide?

If you need that one explaining then you have no idea:pDT_Xtremez_15:
 
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koppas

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How long do you go out with a bloke before you go down on him (not counting the one nighters) I have just finished with a bloke who on our second date gave the subtle signal of pushing my head down towards his crotch while we were kissing, it was made even more unsubtle by the fact he had alraedy got his c0ck out and was maturbating.

If I think there might be a relationship in the offing then I dont usually get that close until the 5 or 6 date is that holding out, about right or that a bit too soon?

So did you suck his sausage or what? You need to more clear in my opinion.
 

Billy Whizz

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If you need that one explaining then you have no idea:pDT_Xtremez_15:


Know perfectly well what you mean Heartfixer - you get better sex from a one night stand than in a relationship and your comment obviously puts you in the one night stand bracket! :pDT_Xtremez_30:
 

Scaley brat

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Know perfectly well what you mean Heartfixer - you get better sex from a one night stand than in a relationship and your comment obviously puts you in the one night stand bracket! :pDT_Xtremez_30:

You touting for business Billy ? :pDT_Xtremez_31:
Poor girl, it would be over before she was wet ! :pDT_Xtremez_29:
 
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Miss_Tina

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I prefer a man who is a gent... :pDT_Xtremez_18:

That whole pushing your head down thing is a massive turn off!

"Ladies first" and all that :pDT_Xtremez_15:

Once you've got your's he can have his. If they put the effort in and are willing to wait a while then they've proven their worth, how long it takes depends on each guy (and how often they buy you dinner! :pDT_Xtremez_07:)

:pDT_Xtremez_30:
 

Billy Whizz

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I prefer a man who is a gent... :pDT_Xtremez_18:

That whole pushing your head down thing is a massive turn off!

"Ladies first" and all that :pDT_Xtremez_15:

Once you've got your's he can have his. If they put the effort in and are willing to wait a while then they've proven their worth, how long it takes depends on each guy (and how often they buy you dinner! :pDT_Xtremez_07:)

:pDT_Xtremez_30:

See SB - its not me that's touting its M_T!!! :pDT_Xtremez_30:
 
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koppas

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I prefer a man who is a gent... :pDT_Xtremez_18:

That whole pushing your head down thing is a massive turn off!

"Ladies first" and all that :pDT_Xtremez_15:

Once you've got your's he can have his. If they put the effort in and are willing to wait a while then they've proven their worth, how long it takes depends on each guy (and how often they buy you dinner! :pDT_Xtremez_07:)

:pDT_Xtremez_30:

Very interesting concept. I usually do it the first time I sleep with a bird. Probably why I never get dumped.

MOTWYW.
 
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Miss_Tina

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So what about the question...

How long till you give him a tongue lashing (the good kind?)
 
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koppas

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She still hasn't filled in the blanks in this tale.

He pushed her head down whilst he was yanking his plank - did she suddenly stop and say: "you can give me a good rodgering but I won't be sucking that till the sixth date"? :confused:
 
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Miss_Tina

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Within 5 mins! :pDT_Xtremez_30:


Without being labled a "slag" "one night stand" or "f*ck buddy"

How soon can you dish it out and still be a potential girlfriend?

Should it be saved for the first night you sleep together or can it be used as a "taster" (sorry) of whats to come (sorry) and if so, WHEN????
 
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