Its that time of year again

[Gingerburd]

wtf do you buy a bloke for Xmas. Mr GB says he doesnt know what he wants for Xmas, and Its peeing me off as he's being an unhelpful gimp.

Any Suggestions from the Goaters as I am running out of ideas.DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[M&M]

A Season Ticket for Liverpool FC...Concert Tickets to Kylie...laaaarvley!DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[gemarriott]

beer and fcuking lots of it!

 

[Deputy_Dawg]

What do you mean it's that time of year again.............it's not even Halloween yet FFS.
Ask me again on the 23rd December.

 

[eejit]

GB - Buy something a bit risque from Anne summers, a little wrapping paper and a nice ribbon tied in a bow. Put on said item, strategically place the wrapping paper, tie around the waist with ribbon.
Voila both of you happy on Christams eve because he won't be able to leave his pressy unwrapped all night now will heDT_Xtremez_28:.
Or of course you could just buy him booze.DT_Xtremez_34:

 

[Scaley brat]

Crotchless knickers and a bra in your size. Bend over in front of the TV on Christmas day and say "oi pi$$head, do you fancy a kebab with that beer.
Sorted, best pressie ever !

Hope this helps...... DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[enginesuck]

why the fcuk do birds start pestering about christmas so early in the year ? my bint was asking what i wanted back in bloody august..... my response 'stop asking me what i want '

 

[shettie]

Pussy cat dolls, a paddling pool and a tub of swarfega. That'd work for me!

 

[Talk Wrench]

Pussy cat dolls, a paddling pool and a tub of swarfega. That'd work for me!

I'd be happy to settle for the swarfega, especially if it's got the gritty bits in it DT_Xtremez_17:



TW

 

[shettie]

I'd be happy to settle for the swarfega, especially if it's got the gritty bits in it DT_Xtremez_17:



TW

Fcukin' pervert!DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[sid the squid]

an anal plug

 

[mild mannered janitor]

an anal plug

indeed why not ask mr gb to provide you one free of charge DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Ex-Bay]

A bottle of something real good (old Brandy, a decent malt, etc....)

 

[planesailing]

Its that time of year again

Two tickets to go to the Canaries for Xmas, if he takes you all well and good! DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[Vushtrri]

wtf do you buy a bloke for Xmas. Mr GB says he doesnt know what he wants for Xmas, and Its peeing me off as he's being an unhelpful gimp.

Any Suggestions from the Goaters as I am running out of ideas.DT_Xtremez_35:

Women!!!...the answer is staring you in the face...well it will be when give him a Gimp mask on Chrimbo morning!

 

[spanners]

The thing is, as blokes and adults too, if there is anything we want, X-box, PS3, big TV etc (all important stuff!), we buy it, we don't wait for Santa, so if he has said he doesn't know what he wants, then I guess that is what he means!
If you need a new hoover or an iron, do you wait till Christmas?

DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[rest have risen above me]

The thing is, as blokes and adults too, if there is anything we want, X-box, PS3, big TV etc (all important stuff!), we buy it, we don't wait for Santa, so if he has said he doesn't know what he wants, then I guess that is what he means!
If you need a new hoover or an iron, do you wait till Christmas?

DT_Xtremez_28:

I always get Mrs RHRAM something domestic it saves having to think, usually she is so grateful she allows me to have a go with them.DT_Xtremez_42:


back to a pressie for a bloke why not try and persuade your best single mate that you and she could be really friendly DT_Xtremez_15: while he watched/ joined in. Oh and then make dinner and get the ironing done.

 

[vim_fuego]

Nothing...I'd be happy with being allowed to start drinking indecently strong BS gins from 1000 onwards then moving onto white wine/beer/port and finishing myself off with malts various all accompanied by dvd of the 2005 Ashes victory and the 2003 world cup win...But oh no I have to get up and watch the kids open their presents with a look of enforced glee on my face then watch f*cking Christmas Cbeebies or wahtever whilst being forced to 'talk' to people on the phone and stuff whilst staying reasonably compas mentis then eat a sh1t load of food I don't really need...

Christmas is a time for heavy drinking and wallowing about times gone by...Not for children.

 

[Gingerburd]

Plenty of ideas there lads, Thanks

I was going to purchase one of those day in a Ferrari/Formula One packages, but booze may just as easy


If he gets me an iron he'll, end up wearing it.

 

[Jim_P_Pulfrew]

Get him a drum.........

That'll take some beating!

Jimps