Corona virus

[ninjarabbi]

Apparently it’s not down to poor hygiene and illegal animal sales, alongside normal products, it’s all linked to climate change.

Coronavirus: Why are we catching more diseases from animals? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51237225

 

[busby1971]

Well

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Well it was a link to the BBC

 

[ninjarabbi]

Luckily most of us here who are ahem, slightly older have nothing to worry about from this latest pandemic....

 

[Gonterseed]

Very slightly off topic. As well as putting a couple of rags in the "B button" return chute and checking every couple of hours for all the pennies stuck there, relieving doorsteps of corona bottles and handing them to the "Corona Man" for a penny a time was a brilliant way of supplementing your "working class" pocket money (er, that would be nothing then).

 

[Oldstacker]

Very slightly off topic. As well as putting a couple of rags in the "B button" return chute and checking every couple of hours for all the pennies stuck there, relieving doorsteps of corona bottles and handing them to the "Corona Man" for a penny a time was a brilliant way of supplementing your "working class" pocket money (er, that would be nothing then).

Sadly, I suspect the reference to the B Button return chute is lost on most goaters….. but i'm old.....

 

[justintime129]

On the back of the coronavirus, Steelers Wheel have released a new single to raise money. It's called stuck on the Wirral with flu.

 

[ninjarabbi]

There are some fascinating videos appearing on Twitter showing literally armadas of trucks driving up and down roads spraying chemicals into the air, policemen dragging people from their apartments and also people being forced into their tenement blocks and the doors welded shut so they can't get out. I wonder at what point they'll just 'nuke' Wuhan?

 

[ninjarabbi]

I’m not worried about this virus thingie anymore, I think I may have ‘griping in the guts’.

 

[Rocket_Ronster]

The absolute fuckwittedness of people/media.
This cruise liner stuck in a Japanese port, for quarantine reasons.
These Muppets seem to think that the quarantine is between cabins to keep them safe; NO, it's between the ship and the shore to keep us safe.

 

[Allflapnofly]

Who's the Boss of the cruise liner......Captain Trips?......

 

[ninjarabbi]

Who's the Boss of the cruise liner......Captain Trips?......

Wasn’t that the name of the virus that killed most of the people on Earth in Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’? I see what you did there.......

 

[ninjarabbi]

Anyone started hoarding yet? Prepping for the ‘End of Days’? My sister in Oz has started stockpiling food and medicine. Her husband is a little more sanguine. He’s stockpiled beer and a new train set.

 

[ninjarabbi]

The Iranians have the right idea. Hang a Koran from the power lines thus preventing the spread of the virus. You think I’m kidding?

 

[justintime129]

Scousers have started doing this as well.

The power of the trabs

 

[vim_fuego]

I actually know of people who have started to tuck away UHT milk and tins 'just in case'. Thing is once a few start doing this and they put it on social media that spooks a few other air-breathers to do it and before you know it a few shops start to report shortages. The press pick up on that and embellish the schizzle out of the story stating that all products are now under pressure which then leads to more people cracking and starting to hoard...and so on.

I have 2 x tins of beans and 3 x tins of tuna in brine...sorted for weeks on that lot.

 

[ninjarabbi]

Just sorted out my new Coronavirus mask...

 

[Tin basher]

Scousers have started doing this as well.

Apparently to highlight an area where various substances can be purchased from official gang members trainers are strung over wires

Ever Seen Shoes On Power Lines? Here’s What It Means

You’re likely to see shoes thrown over power lines in just about every city around the world. Here’s what those hanging shoes really mean.

www.footfiles.com

 

[justintime129]

Apparently to highlight an area where various substances can be purchased from official gang members trainers are strung over wires

Ever Seen Shoes On Power Lines? Here’s What It Means

You’re likely to see shoes thrown over power lines in just about every city around the world. Here’s what those hanging shoes really mean.

www.footfiles.com

As if they do that kind of thing around here.

 

[Talk Wrench]

Coronavirus equals UK mortality rate of Michael Barrymore's swimming pool - The Rochdale Herald

The Government has announced that as many people in the UK have died from Coronavirus as have been found dead in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool. A -

rochdaleherald.co.uk

 

[justintime129]