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Capt Slogs Diorama and Model Making In General

propersplitbrainme

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Unfortunately, I have moved offices and my available space to display it is a bit limited so not all of it is on display (the Hunter had a canopy failure during the transit flight).

Yes, putting it ALL on display in your new surrounds would have been a little difficult wouldn't it? After all, your previous office in the refurbished hangar was only intended to be half the size until the planners found out you were moving in there with a cold war aerodrome in tow.
 

Tin basher

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c'mon Captain where's the fcuking picture?

If you don't produce I'll sue you for whiplash, Tinbasher, Wobbly and Hu Jardon said they'll be witesses:pDT_Xtremez_42:

Spoke to the good Capt today called me lots of nasty names and then he promised to do some piccies when his "Heavy workload" allows. So Monday seems good.
 

Captain Slog

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Spoke to the good Capt today called me lots of nasty names and then he promised to do some piccies when his "Heavy workload" allows. So Monday seems good.

You deserved them! And Monday could be a good day – providing I remember my camera as my mobile Box Brownie doesn’t take very good pictures.
 

CodeMonkey

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You deserved them! And Monday could be a good day – providing I remember my camera as my mobile Box Brownie doesn’t take very good pictures.

I'd genuinely be interested to see it. I lack the patients to ever make anything that fiddly but can appreciate other peoples efforts
 

Ex-Bay

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I'd genuinely be interested to see it. I lack the patients to ever make anything that fiddly but can appreciate other peoples efforts

I never had a steady enough grip.
Look forward to seeing the thing, too.

Incidentally, is there a kit for a TSR-2 ?

:pDT_Xtremez_14:
 

MAINJAFAD

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I never had a steady enough grip.
Look forward to seeing the thing, too.

Incidentally, is there a kit for a TSR-2 ?

:pDT_Xtremez_14:

Airfix released a limited edtion 1-72 injection moulded scale kit of the TSR 2 about 18 months ago, sold like hot cakes, and then they were gone, except for the ones going for stupidly inflated prices on E-bay bidding wars (wish I'd got one back then). They are releasing a Bigger 1-48 Scale TSR 2 within the next few months (back end of October is the expected release date), again limited in number (10,000 kits I think) which have to be pre ordered from mail order outlets like Hannants.

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Cost will be between £25 and £28, plus P+P, depending where you look on the net.
 
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Captain Slog

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c'mon Captain where's the fcuking picture?

If you don't produce I'll sue you for whiplash, Tinbasher, Wobbly and Hu Jardon said they'll be witesses:pDT_Xtremez_42:

To suffer from whiplash you need to have a nervous system to register the pain through the sets of peripheral nerves, sensory and motor, that run to and from the spinal cord and connect with the brain. You’re an ex-Armourer, therefore no spine to carry the messages and no brain to receive them! Besides Hu Jardon is too small to see over his steering wheel and Wobbly and Tin basher are proper Aircraft Techies so they will side with me. Just to keep you happy, here’s a Vulcan with some bombs for you.
 

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Just to keep you happy, here’s a Vulcan with some bombs for you.


Not good enough Cap'n --- time was you would have responded to a challenge like this with something resembling the reactions of a stunned slog...

It seems that the stunned slog is now deceased, to misquote Monty Python:

"E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This slog is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-SLOG!!"

Get the bl00dy pictures up, Cap'n --

- MAKE IT SO!!
 
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gemarriott

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Sorry Captain but that picture good as it doubtless is will not suffice. "Accidents for you" have already been briefed and sworn affidavits from Tinbasher, Hu-Jardon, Wobbly, a passing policeman (my son was in the West Midlands Force and knows plenty of bent bobbys) and single mum on benefits hoping to make a bob or 2 have been lodged for just such an eventuality.
 

Ex-Bay

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Airfix : They are releasing a Bigger 1-48 Scale TSR 2 within the next few months (back end of October is the expected release date), again limited in number (10,000 kits I think) which have to be pre ordered from mail order outlets like Hannants.

Cost will be between £25 and £28, plus P+P, depending where you look on the net.



I had one of my interested cadets make me one up from a curious kit that looked like two pieces of moulded plastic, but it's a bit sorry for itself these days.
I'll have to order one, then!
Thanks for the griff.
 

John Lloyd

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Ex-Bay, you could always order the alphasim one.

http://www.alphasim3.com/Gallery/displayimage.php?album=100&pos=2

Then you get to look at the model, and fly it as well.


Now that is a fine looking aeroplane.

Just think of the cost savings if the then Labour Government had put the funding in, rather than cost cutting and penny pinching to balance the books because they can't run a tea bar..............

Hang on a minute 1968--2008 40 years on........... can't run a tea bar, cost cuts and penny pinching.

Stop the ride I want to get off
 

MAINJAFAD

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I had one of my interested cadets make me one up from a curious kit that looked like two pieces of moulded plastic, but it's a bit sorry for itself these days.
I'll have to order one, then!
Thanks for the griff.

That would have been one of the Vacformed kits of the TSR2, one was done by Contrail back in the 1970's (which wasn't much cop, never finished the one I had) and a much better one made by an outfit called Dynavector (which was run by a Brit, who later sold the label to a Jap, who moved everything across to Japan). There was a limited edition short run injection kit made by a company called Merlin models, which was a complete abortion, every part was badly warped on the one I bought. There have been a couple of resin kits as well, but they were very expensive.
 
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MAINJAFAD

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Now that is a fine looking aeroplane.

Just think of the cost savings if the then Labour Government had put the funding in, rather than cost cutting and penny pinching to balance the books because they can't run a tea bar..............

Hang on a minute 1968--2008 40 years on........... can't run a tea bar, cost cuts and penny pinching.

Stop the ride I want to get off

The big problem the Labour government had in 1964/65 was that the previous Tory Government were the bunch that couldn't run a tea bar, as the cash tin was empty when they got there little pinkies on it in 64. As for the TSR2, nice looking aircraft, but its really the James Dean of aircraft, cause it died so young, we will never know how bad it may have been. Some of the systems originally designed for it ended up in the Jaguar and the Harrier and still didn't work reliably 10 years after they should have been working in the TSR2. RAF top brass were starting to get lukewarm on it as well, as we were not going to get very many of them (no more than 100, are figures I've seen), how many GR tonkas did we end up getting, double that, plus we managed to export them as well.
 
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But would we have exported the TSR2?

The spams were clearly terrified of the aircraft for some reason..........hence the scrapping of it.
 

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The big problem the Labour government had in 1964/65 was that the previous Tory Government were the bunch that couldn't run a tea bar, as the cash tin was empty when they got there little pinkies on it in 64. As for the TSR2, nice looking aircraft, but its really the James Dean of aircraft, cause it died so young, we will never know how bad it may have been. Some of the systems originally designed for it ended up in the Jaguar and the Harrier and still didn't work reliably 10 years after they should have been working in the TSR2. RAF top brass were starting to get lukewarm on it as well, as we were not going to get very many of them (no more than 100, are figures I've seen), how many GR tonkas did we end up getting, double that, plus we managed to export them as well.

Sad, but true. But according to the video film on the TSR2, confidence in the thing was warming up nicely at the time after that mad dash to catch up and get back on schedule. Lets face it, most of the systems on board were so new, few knew anything about them. TFR, TAR, and that strange Nav System were cutting edge technology, as requested in the original Spec. There were bound to be snags.

But I cannot forgive the B@st@rds for cancelling a plane that had most of us who were in at the time drooling; Ro Beamont was livid!

I suspect the reason that the Tories had no funds was because the previous labour mob had spent it on other things; including Very Big Bangs.
 

MAINJAFAD

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Sad, but true. But according to the video film on the TSR2, confidence in the thing was warming up nicely at the time after that mad dash to catch up and get back on schedule. Lets face it, most of the systems on board were so new, few knew anything about them. TFR, TAR, and that strange Nav System were cutting edge technology, as requested in the original Spec. There were bound to be snags.

But I cannot forgive the B@st@rds for cancelling a plane that had most of us who were in at the time drooling; Ro Beamont was livid!

I suspect the reason that the Tories had no funds was because the previous labour mob had spent it on other things; including Very Big Bangs.

You have to remember that that video was made by people who loved the TSR2, for people who love the TSR2. Much like a number of books on the subject.

On the other hand, I've read publications like the journal of the RAFHS that have looked at the project without the rose tinted specs, and have quite rightly summarised that the project would never have been anywhere on time or on budget, and that the country couldn't afford enough of them. The biggest problem with the aircraft was the original spec, way too advanced, though there was a reason for this.

When the project was mooted in 1958/59, it was the only manned combat aircraft in development, post the 1957 Tory **** up called the Sandys defence white paper, which came about when the Tories realised that we weren't a world class power anymore post the 1956 Suez fiasco.

A whole range of aircraft and missile projects were started and killed by the Tories between 1951 (when they got into power) and 1964 (when they got kicked out) and billions were wasted (Supersonic Javelin armed with the Red Dean Active radar AAM, a Supermarine 'Super Sabre' type fighter, Hawker P1121, SARO SR 177, Avro 720 Bomber, Fairey Delta Fighter based on the FD2 (gave all of the data to the French, who used it to develop the Mirage, which sold like hot cakes) and a whole host of civil projects (i.e. Vickers V1000, which would have held its own against the Boeing 707) and some world beating guided weapons). What did we get in that time. Canberra and Hunter, development started under a Labour government, and sold all around the world in the hundreds. V-Bombers again development of all of them started under a Labour government. Lightning - Fighter developed from a research aircraft, development started in 1947 (labour government) were exported in small numbers by the 1964 Labour goverment. Javelin and DH 110 (later the Sea Vixen), development started in 1947 (labour government), and on the missile front, three SAM’s whose development were started between 1947 and 49. Only the JP, Scimitar (RN), Argosy, VC-10, Belfast, Buccaneer (RN) and Gnat (started as a PV fighter project) had their development started by a Tory government and actually made it into service (and only the Gnat was exported in any numbers, built under licence in India, who got it before the RAF did).

As for the 1964 Labour government, they only canned 3 projects. HS841 STOVL Transport, HS P1154 Supersonic VTOL fighter bomber and TSR2. Due to the IMF (Spams) putting conditions on a big loan, we had to buy Hercs hence the HS841 had to go, though it hadn’t even been built (they hadn’t even finalised the design at the time). Same for the P1154, though the Navy had already pulled out as they wanted the Phantom, so the RAF got Phantoms as well (The RAF would not have been able to operate the 1154 in the same way as the Harrier anyway, mainly due to the PCB ‘Afterburner’ in the nozzles that it would have needed to use to be able to do VTOL destroying the ground under the aircraft). TSR2 didn’t get canned straight away, though when Healey and Callaghan got to find out the real costs, along with another run on the pound at the time, the project was doomed.

The Big problem for the TSR2, was due to the fact that in 1959 when the project kicked off, it was the only new manned combat aircraft project in town for the RAF, hence the high spec avionics, the STOL performance (Mach 3 power for a Mach 2 airframe) for what was a low level nuclear recce bomber (The S in TSR stands for strike, which at the time mean ‘Nuclear Strike’). The F-111 and A-5 (USAF and USN supersonic attack aircraft from the same period didn’t have half the systems of the TSR2, and even then they had big problems and massive cost over runs) This was also the reason that so many organisations tried to get their little fingers in the single pie (the infamous committee meetings, etc), in other words the project was a mess from the start. Yes the F-111K came into the picture, but we were only going to get about 50 to use as a stop gap with the Tactical Tooms (RAF did want J-79 powered ones but the Navy did need Speys fitted to theirs, hence we got the slowest F-4s ever built). The tooms were to be used until the Anglo French Variable Geometry (AFVG) swing wing fighter bomber was developed. Meanwhile a board brush of project started for a new trainer and light attack aircraft known as ECAT and a number of badly needed helicopters and a cheap VTOL ground attack aircraft based on the Kestrel research aircraft called the Harrier. Next problems, cost overruns and another run on the pound thanks to the Six Day War kill the F-111K and the Frogs pull out of AFVG. So Healey forces the RAF to get the aircraft that should have been picked as the Canberra replacement from the git-go, the Buccaneer, cause that’s all there is that can be afforded. We get the Frogs to agree to up teeth the ECAT, which becomes the Jaguar and we start fishing around for partners to build Must Replace Canberra Again, which becomes the Tonka. Get Puma’s, Sea Kings, Gazelles and Lynx’s as well, though the planned Chinnok order gets canned due to the pound falling though the floor against the dollar. As for the new trainer, Jaguar is now too big and complicated, so enter the development of a new trainer, which becomes the Hawk..

As regards exports. Nobody, but Nobody would have bought the TSR2 besides the RAF. Reasons… Too Complicated, Too Specialised, Too Expensive. Australia had already picked the F-111 before the TSR2 had flown, and anybody who thinks the USAF would have got it is living in cloud cuckoo land.

Same as regards the Tornado and the Jaguar in some respects (ie, too complicated, too specialised and too expensive), though both did get some biggish orders in plus our partners did order them in similar numbers to ourselves (the F-16 and Mirage F-1 ****ed on their Cornflakes as regards wider exports). As for the Hawk, best selling Trainer on the market. Lynx, sold to a number of air arms. Harrier - Yanks did buy them, so did the Spanish.

As for the Labour party in 45-51, yes they did spend money on big bang’s, the British Atom bomb, due to those back stabbing hicks in the US congress cutting us out of the Manhattan project, even though we fooking gave them the information that the thing was possible in the first place. Plus of course the fact that when they got in July 45, the country was totally broke!!!
 
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