simple question

[Ex-Bay]

Q. What should you do if you find your husband staggering in the back yard?

A. Shoot him again.

 

[Cooheed]

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[laboratoryqueen]

If my husband were staggering round my yard I'd have some simple questions for him first

1) Where's the 14 years child support you're meant to be dead.

2) Who freaking ashes did I scatter?

3) Do Zombies die if you shoot them?

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[RAF Bird]

Men are like a pack of cards:

You need a heart to love them,

A diamond to marry them,

A club to kill them and

A spade to bury the ba5t4rds!!

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[AllWoman]

If my husband were staggering round my yard I'd have some simple questions for him first

1) Where's the 14 years child support you're meant to be dead.

2) Who freaking ashes did I scatter?

3) Do Zombies die if you shoot them?

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You just got the minimum 7 years then LQDT_Xtremez_14:

Careful guys sounds like it'll soon be time for a new patio!!DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[PingDit]

Q. What should you do if you find your husband staggering in the back yard?

A. Shoot him again.

Come on - own up, you've been drinking again haven't you?

 

[Scaley brat]

Careful girls, you'll give us a complex..... you bitter old beatches !! DT_Xtremez_15:DT_Xtremez_31:DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[Ex-Bay]

Come on - own up, you've been drinking again haven't you?

Oh No, not me Ossifer. I as jober as a sudge.