RAF Chants

[pie sandwich]

yeah right that old chestnut!!

 

[pie sandwich]

I knew what they were I was checking to see if you lot did.


yeah right that old chestnut!!

 

[Soupdragon]

True Virgins Make Dull Companions

True
Variation
Magnetic
Deviation
Compass

how to convert a True course to Compass and vice versa

 

[Pan Warrior]

Awacs

Awacs

AWACS

A
War
Against
Common
Sense

 

[Bill Bones]

''Mask in nine. GAS GAS GAS''

Said every time I fart.

''Start Sparkin''

 

[Tashy_Man]

Ft6

Ft6

Arthur
Askey
Buys
Big
Daddy
A
Big
Bag
Of (D)
Crisps

Anyone on FT6 will know this as the first exam we had to sit.......it took at least 20 mins to come up with that ...lol

Crack on..........DT_Xtremez_09:

 

[Tom S]

From the bad olde days of PIRA, remember a vehicle
SCRIM
Shape
Colour
Registration
Identifying features
Make & model.

I must admit that I needed help on this one, remember people
A2HS
Age, Build, Clothes, Distinguishing marks, Elevation, Face, Gait, Hair, Sex.

 

[Bondubill]

Here's one for the OLD stackers out thre. "Tab, Etx, Send"

 

[Get Tae]

An old Bucc song to the tune of the we hope its chips its chips advert

When it was nineteen sixty four, there was a designer who had an idea, he built a bomber stronger than sh1t and called it a Buccaneer

Chorus:

Buccaneer caneer, a classic of yester year, its future is crystal clear, Buccaneer caneer


Anyone remember the rest?

 

[LNMI20]

Halt oder ich schießen! Didn't that mean stop or I'll sh*t myself....

What about at during week 5 at Swinderby in the 70's sung to bread of heaven........"You'll be here when we have gone"

WO 'Uncle Ted' Willis at Binbrook used to say "laughing kit bags" which I thought was strange.

 

[Late & Tired]

Victor K2 Crew Chief days
" Probe clean, - Flaps travelling..."

 

[FootTapper]

One from the Gun phase at cosford

Lucy Undress' In Albrighton Revealing Dirty Minge

Best way to remember the gun cycle
DT_Xtremez_17:

Seven Functions of the Breech Cylinder Rollers on an Aden IIRC?

 

[robg1664]

Another sad memory from my days as an RE stab for the symptoms of fractures.

S...Swelling
P...Pain
L...loss of power
U...Ununiform movement
D...Deformity
T...Tenderness
B...Bruising
C...Crepitus

I think..

Absolutely bang on! Wedgehead! Ex RE ARAB!DT_Xtremez_17:

 

[Bassy]

Can anyone remember how the old regiment saying used to go, It started 'Hoover Hoovers, Hoover stops'

 

[hubfail]

Blue Whales Go Yellow And Red Bast*rds...

That helped me remember the airfield colour state order...

The one I was taught (granted it gave them in reverse order) was ...

Reload
All
Your
Guns
With
Bullets

 

[Bill Bones]

The Seven Ps

Proper Planning & Preperation Prevents P1ss Poor Performance

 

[monobrow]

The Seven Ps

Proper Planning & Preperation Prevents P1ss Poor Performance

once almost reeled that one off on air!!! :raf:

Managed to fumble to Poor Poor Performance....

 

[tourettes]

The one I was taught (granted it gave them in reverse order) was ...

Reload
All
Your
Guns
With
Bullets

Sorry I got taught a totally different one
Rape
All
Young
Girls
With
Bananas

 

[Pink_Lady]

ahhhhh good old channel checks remember em well!! It was amazing how you could wake up every half hour send a check and go back to sleep!!! The good old days!!DT_Xtremez_31:

Remember them well.... in fact, those days are in my nightmares! I wake up in the night, terrified that I've missed a channel check, but no it's okay... it's only 16 mins past and I can still get it sent before Bodd chase me for a C/C!! I'm scarred for life!!...... DT_Xtremez_34:

 

[The Fact Hunter]

you don't mean "bad boys ravish our young girls but violet goes willingly"? DT_Xtremez_30:

It seems I was taught resistors slightly differently ...ie with the tolerances (Gold and Silver) also added to the end....


Bad Boys Ravish Our Young Girls But Virgins Go Without Good Sex



TFH