RAF Chants

[FOMz]

We've done this before

We've done this before

Guys - This thread is starting to descend into one we had last year.......

Military renowned sayings

 

[Scaley brat]

The first thing said to us by one of our first year instructors.
"Always remember gentle men, a woman is a tube."


We all looked at each other thinking WTF !
he continued:

"With lipstick at one end"

Cheers Ginge, what a way to break the ice with a bunch of 16/17 year olds DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[shettie]

- there may be a few old lags that remember "HALT, STAMATA, DOR!!!!"

 

[Icycalm]

=o

=o

One from the Gun phase at cosford

Lucy Undress' In Albrighton Revealing Dirty Minge

Best way to remember the gun cycle
DT_Xtremez_17:

 

[dodgysootie]

For all you unlucky dudes who still work on Seakings out there.....

Royal Babies Yell When Beaten...... for the rotor blade colours. ( or at STM.. R***y B***y Yells when B*mmed) And..

Leuitenant Commander Flew Yesterday... For the ACE pack channels..

Sad i know, but hey it was an easy way to remember that sh1te.

 

[Red-Rock]

For all of the Rocks out there, Gimpy stoppages

Every
Dame
Loves
My
Hard
D1ck

Any of you remember what they were???? DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[Notsoblunt]

- there may be a few old lags that remember "HALT, STAMATA, DOR!!!!"

Oh yes, but not many Greek speakers left nowadays!

 

[shoutingwind]

one i remember from cosford:

I Bleed Bladly Very Red, Very Red
Big Vicky's Vibrator Reaches Deep Inside Nightly

Thats for nitrogen bottles

 

[needsabiggerfuse]

CCS " At your target in front............carry on....................................STOP!"
Drill " EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.......................................Right!

A few from my Locking days.

"Senior man ...halt that course"... dredded words while walking past RAF Reg section you knew you were in trouble for something.

for the TG3 guys (there seems to be many) who remembers the classroom chant?
1 over 2 pie root LC is the resonant frequency

How about

PIBSIA Parallel - inductive below, Series - inductive above (resonant frequency if you really want to know). Really useful when the last set has disappeared off the shelf and an unplanned double shift is looming.

We had a guy (ex Tossford instructor) at a certain large Wiltshire base who used to get into all that sh*te when he was fault finding. Net result he turned out less than a quarter of the gear than the SAC who knew what to change for what fault did. But then he would give a detailed blow by blow account of electron flow, voltage drop, etc, etc. Tw@t.

 

[dodgysootie]

Spludtbc

Spludtbc

Another sad memory from my days as an RE stab for the symptoms of fractures.

S...Swelling
P...Pain
L...loss of power
U...Ununiform movement
D...Deformity
T...Tenderness
B...Bruising
C...Crepitus

I think..

 

[Cooheed]

One for TSLFC

T... Test
S... Set
L... Launcher
F... Firing
C... Circuits

DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Lamptramp]

"Can I have a FARTS please?"

F = fusing
A = and
R = release
T = test
S = set

F4 Phantom for the testing of....

 

[The Helpful Stacker]

One from the ding dong wing mong days on TSW.

Hazards of RTR ops, TRAMED.

Tail Rotor
Radio Aerials
Air Intakes
Main Rotor
Engine Exhausts
Downwash

DT_Xtremez_28:

"Targets will fall when hit, watch and shoot, watch and shoot"

DT_Xtremez_25:

 

[lisab]

for all the old peanuts who ever had to use a Trend

Online, Function cmd, 5, Return, Return, send.

And I bet once in a while you still look at the clock and it just seems to be either quarter past or quarter to!!

DT_Xtremez_42:

ahhhhh good old channel checks remember em well!! It was amazing how you could wake up every half hour send a check and go back to sleep!!! The good old days!!DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[vim_fuego]

I had to make up my own to feep everything in my head for the learn and dump process that is the first 6 months or so of Aeop training:

Blue Whales Go Yellow And Red Bast*rds...

That helped me remember the airfield colour state order...


One not of my making but which I've always pondered how much I would be abled to get out in the heat of the moment is the full distress message...

Position
And
Time
Heading
Air Speed
Altitude
Type (of a/c)
Nature (of emergency)
Intentions
Endurance (how long you reckon you have left aluft)


Depending on what is occurring at the time I 've mulled this over and reckon they might just get a 'ssssshhhhhhiiiiitttttt!'

 

[Cooheed]

For all of the Rocks out there, Gimpy stoppages

Every
Dame
Loves
My
Hard
D1ck

Any of you remember what they were???? DT_Xtremez_35:

For an 'alledgedly' supreme rock you make me weep DT_Xtremez_24:

E Expended Belt
D Damaged Rounds
L Live round partly fed, due to damaged link
M Misfired round
H Hard extraction
D Damaged link

DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Gunnerrock]

For all you Instructors out there

CMADE?

 

[Hu Jardon]

After getting ****ed off at meetings with Rodneys playing Buzz word Bingo - a few Techies from the 3 striped Mafioso managed to come up with this - and they kept straight faces and it got typed up in the minutes and transmitted "worldwide"

Pannier
Electronic
Radiation
Tester

Transmitter
Integrated
Test
System

and

TIALD
Worldwide
Asset
Tracking
System

And the burd who took the minutes had got Pert Tits and the room was full of Tw@ts

 

[FairyNuff]

A couple of years back Tossford was going to introduce a training version of LITS.... like LITS but not LITS. I managed to get the execs to agree that it couldn't be called LITS... (too confusing) and come up with C-LITS.... they didn't want the dash and it was developed for 18 months as CLITS until a TG3 FS spotted it

....I'd have gotten away with it too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pesky plastic techies!!

DT_Xtremez_42: FN

 

[Red-Rock]

For an 'alledgedly' supreme rock you make me weep DT_Xtremez_24:

E Expended Belt
D Damaged Rounds
L Live round partly fed, due to damaged link
M Misfired round
H Hard extraction
D Damaged link

DT_Xtremez_15:

I knew what they were I was checking to see if you lot did. ::