RAF Chants

[Roobarb]

Tonight, after a sesh in the pub, I decided to make cheese on toast. When my grub was toasted I looked at the cooker dials, and all I could think of was “OFF, OFF, LAYDOWN”.

This was the safe position of Buccaneer cockpit switches, but I still remember them to this day.

Everybody must remember an Airforce drill/instruction, so what is your favourite??

(I start you with Weapon Fires, Weapon Stops……)

 

[gemarriott]

cock hook and look

FFS what a blast from the past wasDT_Xtremez_03:

 

[MrMasher]

Move the rifle around your head not your head around the rifle!!!!!

 

[supersquip]

weapon fires a couple more rounds weapon fails to fire

or forward assist

 

[MrMasher]

weapon fires a couple more rounds weapon fails to fire

or forward assist

Be careful here, dont want to drag this thread to CCS territory and let slip how much we actually remember without the memoire!!!

 

[Major Geek]

Be careful here, dont want to drag this thread to CCS territory and let slip how much we actually remember without the memoire!!!

Sad to say but lines from the weapon handling test seem to be the most memorable.

"on looking inside you find rounds in the magazine and no rounds in the chamber......."

 

[Olovv]

rcov's to eng, good start

 

[Chuff Chart]

Mine has to be the Jag liney dance. Flaps, slats airbrakes shut. Never forget it. But how to align the IN, different story lol

 

[TrenchardsLoveSock]

"6,5,4,3,2,1"

The Puma flight servicing.

6 wheels, 5 tail blades, 4 main blades, 3 oleos, 2 engines, 1 fuselage. All present, back in and sign upDT_Xtremez_30:

 

[FOMz]

For all the old AATC's out there........

P
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[Penguins Suck]

Listen in yous lot, mines favrit is "listen in yous lot"

 

[Wing boy]

for all the old peanuts who ever had to use a Trend

Online, Function cmd, 5, Return, Return, send.

And I bet once in a while you still look at the clock and it just seems to be either quarter past or quarter to!!

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[MadMouse]

I'd put the resistor colour code here, but I've got a suspicion it'd get Mod-edited PDQ!

 

[pie sandwich]

One for the herc lads,

1 turning, 1 burning, 1 feathered, 1 stopped

 

[Major Geek]

I'd put the resistor colour code here, but I've got a suspicion it'd get Mod-edited PDQ!

How about Bright Boys Rave Over Young Girls But Veto Getting Wed?

 

[Scaley brat]

Never assume. You'll make an ASS of U and ME DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[shettie]

I'd put the resistor colour code here, but I've got a suspicion it'd get Mod-edited PDQ!

you don't mean "bad boys ravish our young girls but violet goes willingly"? DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Chaka]

My favourite PTI chant and one that is very enjoyable while watching young waafies do PT is-

"Feet together.... jump!"

If you are lucky you are treated to a fine 'breast-fest' as they bounce around in all directions.DT_Xtremez_16:

Happy days.....!DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[MadMouse]

you don't mean "bad boys ravish our young girls but violet goes willingly"? DT_Xtremez_30:

You're absolutely right, that isn't what I meant DT_Xtremez_15: . Although the "our young girls but" was spot on.

 

[Penguins Suck]

'Right listen in yous lot'