Take two razors. One for everyday normal use to make sure you are cleanly shaved and showing good personal hygeine.
Take another one for inspecton use. For inspection use, rinse a clean razor under a tap and dry it off, making it look slightly used. The discips hated dirty razors when I went through basic so having a clean spare, with a used look was a good thing when reducing the level of b0ll0cking that you were destined for.
And as for hygeine, here is another golden rule. Do not, sh1t or p!ss into the bogs that that you have bulled, cleaned and polished with your own, unprotected hands. Nor, let anyone else, do the same. Use said hands to threaten, or punch people who can't be ar*ed to walk to someone elses gaff for a dump.
Remember, go to the Naafi for your poos, before you hit the booze.
That's assuming of course, that the rules haven't changed since Swinders 20 million years ago
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