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The Masked Geek
Guest
Bloggs was surprised at the quality of the food, 40 days of slop and rat packs had dulled his taste buds; although he had gotten over the worst of the compo poo pipe blockage. The mess had obviously shipped in a civvy chef especially for the event as no RAF cook had ever passed the trade training course; it was the hardest trade course in the RAF afterall and fully justified their place in the high payband.
Chat during the meal was light and Bloggs was amused by the continuing verbal rape of the young chap next to him and the failing attempts of the young officer trying to dig his way into SoO. She was too busy trying to highlight her own importance and the amazing amount of work she was expected to do; indeed, MPA would fall over without her.
"Pilot Officers must be really important," thought Bloggs, "I have obviously overlooked their prowess."
The meal was over, the port was passed and the boss said his piece; they could now get to the bar. Mr Vice had got off lightly. Bloggs decided that it was his turn to fire into SoO, she was in for a treat.
Twenty minutes in and Bloggs was regretting the move. He was busting for a p1ss but SoO was relentless. Her skill were almost infinite in depth and breadth, she had been to the most exotic places the world has to offer and she had the weight of MPA on her shoulders. He tried desperately to force a pause in her tirade to enable a tactical withdrawal to the bogs but it was a loosing battle. He seriously considered swamping himself, it would have provided a mild distraction. Then he saw his chance, made his excuses and dove out of the function room. Thirty seconds later he was at the urinal, p1ssing like a fire hose.
Bloggs attempted to sneak past SoO on his way back but she threw her claws at him and reeled him in. She had switched tact and started throwing questions at him. The alcohol had taken hold and she was getting flirty; touching Bloggs' arms, fiddling with her hair and other small signs. He realised that he had a chance now and went in for the kill. He leant in closer, matching her body language, and she responded instantly. Rubbing her foot up Bloggs' leg and breathing more heavily, she leant in to expose more of her cleavage and allowed her shawl to fall away.
Bloggs was playing the girl like a much loved saxophone, pressing all her mental buttons and snaking his was around her personal space. She was caught, she was putty in his hands, this girl would be in his bed before she knew it, she was....
....standing up and leaving. On her own.
Bloggs was gutted. What had gone wrong? She was really in to him, she was turned on, she had probably even been moist. Well, that's what Bloggs' alcohol fuelled brain was telling him. According to the rest of the guys, she'd looked pretty damn bored but what did they know. Bloggs decided that it must have been the wrong time of the month; she didn't know what she'd missed.
Afterall, what sort of woman could resist a balding, sweaty sergeant with a small pot belly?
Chat during the meal was light and Bloggs was amused by the continuing verbal rape of the young chap next to him and the failing attempts of the young officer trying to dig his way into SoO. She was too busy trying to highlight her own importance and the amazing amount of work she was expected to do; indeed, MPA would fall over without her.
"Pilot Officers must be really important," thought Bloggs, "I have obviously overlooked their prowess."
The meal was over, the port was passed and the boss said his piece; they could now get to the bar. Mr Vice had got off lightly. Bloggs decided that it was his turn to fire into SoO, she was in for a treat.
Twenty minutes in and Bloggs was regretting the move. He was busting for a p1ss but SoO was relentless. Her skill were almost infinite in depth and breadth, she had been to the most exotic places the world has to offer and she had the weight of MPA on her shoulders. He tried desperately to force a pause in her tirade to enable a tactical withdrawal to the bogs but it was a loosing battle. He seriously considered swamping himself, it would have provided a mild distraction. Then he saw his chance, made his excuses and dove out of the function room. Thirty seconds later he was at the urinal, p1ssing like a fire hose.
Bloggs attempted to sneak past SoO on his way back but she threw her claws at him and reeled him in. She had switched tact and started throwing questions at him. The alcohol had taken hold and she was getting flirty; touching Bloggs' arms, fiddling with her hair and other small signs. He realised that he had a chance now and went in for the kill. He leant in closer, matching her body language, and she responded instantly. Rubbing her foot up Bloggs' leg and breathing more heavily, she leant in to expose more of her cleavage and allowed her shawl to fall away.
Bloggs was playing the girl like a much loved saxophone, pressing all her mental buttons and snaking his was around her personal space. She was caught, she was putty in his hands, this girl would be in his bed before she knew it, she was....
....standing up and leaving. On her own.
Bloggs was gutted. What had gone wrong? She was really in to him, she was turned on, she had probably even been moist. Well, that's what Bloggs' alcohol fuelled brain was telling him. According to the rest of the guys, she'd looked pretty damn bored but what did they know. Bloggs decided that it must have been the wrong time of the month; she didn't know what she'd missed.
Afterall, what sort of woman could resist a balding, sweaty sergeant with a small pot belly?