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Met 'Assessing Credibility' of New Info on Diana's Death?

Warwick Hunt

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FFS, will this never go away?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2396208/Was-Princess-Diana-MURDERED-British-soldier-Metropolitan-Police-assessing-credibility-new-claim.html

As soon as I heard this rumour, I bypassed all of the credible sources and went straight to the Daily Heil as you just know there are a lot of their journos currently beating each other off over this right now.

Just let it go. The driver was bevvied up, he tore through the streets of Paris at breakneck speed and because he was tanked, he lost control in a narrow tunnel. End of.
 

steve_k243

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It was a sniper team of LH Oswald in the suppository building and Marge Simpson and Elvis on the grassy knoll.
Well that's mose sense that the Wail and the hilarious comments section.

More BS from convicted criminal Nightingale then.
 
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ninjarabbi

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I prefer the picture of Prince Philip, high powered rifle over his shoulder walking away smiling from a grassy knoll.
 

ninjarabbi

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Bless! Reminds me of the time my (now ex) girlfriend dragged me out to watch Diana's funeral courtege go past. We stood there with all these dip****s bawling their eyes out and me thinking that a. I definitely needed a new girlfriend and b. perhaps she owed all these people money.
 

Rocket_Ronster

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Bless! Reminds me of the time my (now ex) girlfriend dragged me out to watch Diana's funeral courtege go past. We stood there with all these dip****s bawling their eyes out and me thinking that a. I definitely needed a new girlfriend and b. perhaps she owed all these people money.

Wrap it up any way you like fella, you were there !!!
 

ninjarabbi

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Yes, yes I was. The desire for sex meant that I had to suffer the trauma of it all! Non-attendance at the dumb bint's motorcade would have been a terrible thing for my poor testes.
 

Stevienics

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I was in Saudi

They gave us the day off to "mourn"

We all got lagered.

(nb. This anecdote is unlikely to win prizes for originality. Anywhere)
 
G

Gord

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I was in Saudi

They gave us the day off to "mourn"

We all got lagered.

(nb. This anecdote is unlikely to win prizes for originality. Anywhere)
If the dumb bitch had been wearing her seat belt she probably would have survived but let's face it, being trussed up in a seat belt rather prohibits the touchy feely sh!te that was probably going on in the back of the car. The only one who survived that crash was the body guard, albeit somewhat banged about but alive cos he WAS wearing his feckin' seat belt.

Why you would entrust your life to some **** who had just spent the previous few hours suppin' back in the bar is beyond me, FFS I won't drive if I've had one beer in the past few hours and I won't ride with anyone who has. As a young and foolish airman I used to do silly things like that and was just lucky when I rolled my car, as were my passengers, that no-one was hurt, other than a pulled muscle in my right forearm from trying to hold the bitch of a car on the road when it wanted to take a dive into the ditch.
 

he_who_dares_rodney

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Is Danny Nightengales Courts Martial the best ever?
From I forgot I had it to it was my mate and by the way he topped the peoples princess as well.
Will she turn out to be the new balcony as every walt in the land claims they were there.
 

Kryten

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FFS, will this never go away?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...n-Police-assessing-credibility-new-claim.html

As soon as I heard this rumour, I bypassed all of the credible sources and went straight to the Daily Heil as you just know there are a lot of their journos currently beating each other off over this right now.

Just let it go. The driver was bevvied up, he tore through the streets of Paris at breakneck speed and because he was tanked, he lost control in a narrow tunnel. End of.

You would not believe the size of the f*ck I am not giving about this conspiracy theory right now....

Besides, she's not dead. She's living in a small council flat in Toxteth - goes by the name of Frogmella Looseflaps....
 
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