Line Books - Ridiculous Remarks from years gone by

[Flybynight]

Pilot--- Something loose in tailplane

Tech'--- Something loose in tailplane tightened

Co-pilot--- Dead bugs on windscreen

Tech'--- Live bugs on back order

Pilot---Strange banging noise beneath cockpit floor, sounds like a midget banging on the floor with a hammer.

Tech'--- Hammer taken away from midget

Snork! LOL! Spilt tea on key pad...:applouse:

 

[airforceone]

A bit random, but seen in a line book in Aldergrove:

"I think I'm going bald, I keep finding hair in my fridge".

I still laugh at it now.

 

[Fairynuff31]

Couple for the Fairies....

I once saw a F731 reporting an IFF system as 'System does not work in OFF mode'

And, on an aged Radar Altimeter fitted to K2 Victors - 'zero needle bent'... Thing was, there was no zero needle. what there was, was a wire that provided an earth to the front of the CRT to cause the wiggly amps to make the 'picture'.

And, and, on the Goldstars, during a long boring det to Goose - the following was written into the F700 of a Flying Flick knife - 'whineing noise heard in back cockpit' - the response was classic - 'Navigator told to man up - whineing stopped'

 

[Sidney Smutt]

And another....

And another....

From the factory............ A J/T hearing Soul to Soul singing Keep on Moving on the radio pipes up......'Me and my new girlfriend like sha**ing to this song' .......... and old crusty Cpl counters this with....' 'Doesn't it only last 3 minutes'............ young lad in desperation.........' Er, yeah but she has the 12" version'............. 'That's be 5 minutes then'