Kryten
Warrant Officer
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One of my colleagues up here in the North West has just made an off the cuff remark about how he loves spring, with all the "dandelion cocks" floating around....needless to say we had to go onto Wikipedia to prove that what he was looking for were in fact "dandelion clocks".....
When I finally stopped laughing I mentioned that his comment was worthy of inclusion in the office line book (had we actually got one), to which the response was "Whats a line book?"
So I happily explained it to him, but what I'd like to do is give him some examples of ridiculous remarks, stupid statements and utter bolleaux that has passed the lips of many a Light Blue over the years - any takers?
When I finally stopped laughing I mentioned that his comment was worthy of inclusion in the office line book (had we actually got one), to which the response was "Whats a line book?"
So I happily explained it to him, but what I'd like to do is give him some examples of ridiculous remarks, stupid statements and utter bolleaux that has passed the lips of many a Light Blue over the years - any takers?
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