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FOMz

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She's never fully got over me from when we met in 1985 at a charity swimathon.
 

Oldstacker

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On the other hand, think of the strength in her legs & pelvis from all that swimming. She could probably lay back and control the whole thing just by twitching her muscles. And for those of us of a certain 'maturity'.....
 

vim_fuego

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She's never fully got over me from when we met in 1985 at a charity swimathon.

I think you'll find that I fcuking ruined her when I met her and posed for a picture together at a charity run in 1985...Still got it somewhere...she had to pop in a TENA to cope.
 

Gonterseed

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I hope she didn't swim in that outfit.....

Swimming for her would be a bit like the hydrodynamic drive on Red October.

A bit like - in at the mouth and out at the lower orifice. With that outfit that wouldn't have worked very well. She'd have needed crotch-less swimsuit bottoms for that..
 
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