Candidates for FIFA presidency...

[propersplitbrainme]

And the nominees are:

Prince Ali bin al-Hussein
Musa Bility
Jerome Champagne
Gianni Infantino
Michel Platini
Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa

And...

Tokyo Sexwale

No idea who this guy is but he'd get my vote DT_Xtremez_30:

Mind you, being FIFA I'm surprised Sillius Soddus and Biggus Dickus aren't running.

 

[justintime129]

And the nominees are:

Prince Ali bin al-Hussein
Musa Bility
Jerome Champagne
Gianni Infantino
Michel Platini
Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa

And...

Tokyo Sexwale

No idea who this guy is but he'd get my vote DT_Xtremez_30:

Mind you, being FIFA I'm surprised Sillius Soddus and Biggus Dickus aren't running.

Quick Google real name mosima Gabriel. Tokyo is a nickname from his days as karate expert. Ex prison mate of nelson Mandela.

 

[propersplitbrainme]

Quick Google real name mosima Gabriel. Tokyo is a nickname from his days as karate expert. Ex prison mate of nelson Mandela.

Ohhh you really know how to p1ss on fireworks you do DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[justintime129]

Ohhh you really know how to p1ss on fireworks you do DT_Xtremez_14:

Being an ex con he'll be a prime candidate for the presidency. He can pass on some advice to the ones already arrested.

Allegedly

 

[Kryten]

And the nominees are:

Prince Ali bin al-Hussein
Musa Bility
Jerome Champagne
Gianni Infantino
Michel Platini
Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa

And...

Tokyo Sexwale

No idea who this guy is but he'd get my vote DT_Xtremez_30:

Mind you, being FIFA I'm surprised Sillius Soddus and Biggus Dickus aren't running.

He has a wife, you know..... You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks

 

[Tin basher]

Not bothered who they pick the whole edifice is broken and in need of replacement with something a lot more 21st century and a lot less 19th century. An age limit on the members of the top table would help as would a maximum term of no more than 5 years for any committee member just to keep it fresh and move vested interests on before they do any more damage to football.