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Big Girls in the Army

vim_fuego

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After sufficient structural work to a bed I'd be inviting them to a threesome in a heartbeat.
 

vim_fuego

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Just make sure you don't burn your arse on the ceiling light.

Where else would you find women that would be utterly grateful for anything, no matter how sadistic, who would then entertain some family buckets of KFC in the conjugal domain?
 

vim_fuego

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Blackpool.:pDT_Xtremez_30:

I cannot dispute that in any way. When I lived near Blackpool as a young flaxen haired 6'4" toned stud-muffin we referred to Blackppol and Barrow girls as mattress-backs. The insinuation was that they went out with a mattress tied to their backs and all you had to do was push them over.

A bag of chips and an Irn Bru may have have to be offered a 'lubrication'...
 

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Many moons ago worked alongside a rather large army unit in the SA, luckily she was quite tall so it was stretched out a bit.

Never short of company, although she benefited from the FI beautification process.


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muttywhitedog

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Around the turn of the century PTIs at Honington made the gymnasium viewing gallery all ticket when two wrafs, dubbed the "Fat Slags" were taking their fitness test.
 

Gonterseed

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Penguin Sucks must really be in love with his fat waf if he hasn't picked up on these burds...
 

Penguins Suck

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Listen in yous Gonerseed blok.. mines fat waf is a bettur burd than thems army fat wafs. shes got bettur tattoos and everything.

If is ever sees you eying her up in thems naffi bop is wil snap yous spines.
 
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