propersplitbrainme
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OK training is expensive, we get that - but not quite as expensive as not training, or at least not training properly.
So the latest masterful (for masterful some might say clueless, but I'll leave that for you to decide dear reader) cunning plan from the powers that be to cut time from training courses is to........
Ta da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Break the training day into 10 periods rather than 8, so an 8 period lesson will now finish at 3pm and not 5pm giving you time to start something new. Happy days. What genius. Better still, break the day up into 40 periods, that way we'll get 1 weeks worth of lessons into 1 day and we'll have the buggers in and out in less than a month!
And, apparently, the instructors won't have to work any harder because there will be bucket loads of spare time in between courses (they'll now be shorter of course), time which Business Development won't for one second think of filling by selling yet more courses to foreign powers. Ohhhh no, no no no no no no.
<Sigh>
Yeah OK some of the time during the day is going to be found by shortening breaks and lunchtimes - 1 1/2 hours for lunch is overly generous and I think most reasonable people know that. Nevertheless, you can only fit so much information into so many heads in a given period of time; that's why the lessons were designed the way they are, the number of periods is irrelevant you can call the day 10,000 periods if you like, lessons still take a given period of time to deliver. And as for practical, guess the lads will just have to spanner and operate those winches faster!
<Sheeeeeeshhhhhhh>
So the latest masterful (for masterful some might say clueless, but I'll leave that for you to decide dear reader) cunning plan from the powers that be to cut time from training courses is to........
Ta da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Break the training day into 10 periods rather than 8, so an 8 period lesson will now finish at 3pm and not 5pm giving you time to start something new. Happy days. What genius. Better still, break the day up into 40 periods, that way we'll get 1 weeks worth of lessons into 1 day and we'll have the buggers in and out in less than a month!
And, apparently, the instructors won't have to work any harder because there will be bucket loads of spare time in between courses (they'll now be shorter of course), time which Business Development won't for one second think of filling by selling yet more courses to foreign powers. Ohhhh no, no no no no no no.
<Sigh>
Yeah OK some of the time during the day is going to be found by shortening breaks and lunchtimes - 1 1/2 hours for lunch is overly generous and I think most reasonable people know that. Nevertheless, you can only fit so much information into so many heads in a given period of time; that's why the lessons were designed the way they are, the number of periods is irrelevant you can call the day 10,000 periods if you like, lessons still take a given period of time to deliver. And as for practical, guess the lads will just have to spanner and operate those winches faster!
<Sheeeeeeshhhhhhh>