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Recent content by Tim P

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    New book, "nice one centurion"

    A tentative announcement of the imminent publication of a collection of anecdotes about life in the RAF Regiment. Many if not most are off colour and candid so it should make for a good giggle. The aim of the book is to have a proper 'pull up a sandbag and swing the tilly'. Not surprisingly the...
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    RAF tartan kilt for sale

    Biting the bullet and moving up a size. The 24 inch drop on this one is too short for me. It fits a 36-38 waist and is medium weight. Standard RAF tartan. Knife pleats to the sett. pics on request. £165.
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    Akrotiri piper?

    Planning to tie the knot with the other half in Cyprus in October. As we are both ex RAF and both met at AKT I am wondering of anyone knows of a piper who could help celebrate her innate Scottishness??
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    BLESMA C130 pull. Brize Norton 6 sep

    6th Sept this year a bunch of Airport Police teams plus a numnber of military teams will be going to RAF Brize Norton and undertaking a sponsored plane pull against each other, the plan being to pull a herc an undisclosed distance, raising cash to hopefully send service and ex service personnel...
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    RAF tartan kilt wanted

    kilt needed in the generic RAF tartan to fit 34-36 waist tall. unconcerned as to whether it is to the military cut (to the vertical stripe) or not cheers. Tim
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    Mess dress protocols for retired personnel

    Been invited to a dining out night. I retired about three years ago. I have ruled out mess dress as a wear option as I no longer serve and have some reservations about the wear of miniatures with civvy dinner kit.... any pointers as to accepted etiquette?
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    Lumpy Jumpers

    I can spell like you wouldn't believe when I am sober. I penned that little rant when I was a little less co-ordinated than usual. :PDT_Xtremez_16: I think its demeaning to allow yourself to be carried whatever gender you are. I think its sexist to fall for it.... but I reckon it is and always...
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    Lumpy Jumpers

    It's nothing less basic than a question of supply and demand. in my new career as a police constable I see diabolical fookin liberties taken in a blatant lumpiness environment. I saw it time and time and time again as a regular and a reservist and it shocks me that females can prostitute...
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    Det Rules - Good or Bad

    I think its as much about avoiding hurt for the partner back at home really. The shoe can of course be on the other foot, the old box of OMO washing powder in the kitchen window for instance. I wonder if jack the lad would be quite so full of himself then if the p*** was being taken out of him...
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    Looking good in the field

    The only place I ever saw anything like uniformity was on the squre at Uxbridge and even then toecapless 'RAF pattern' boots were quite commonplace for working dress. I've tried everything in my time from Zips in the boots, vests, chest rigs, wore out more windproofs than I care to remember...
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