Favorite Sex Act

[Leapoffaith]

Seeings as us fellas are getting banned from commenting on the 'Blokes' forum heres one for us.

Knowing that most of us dont care about nice eyes, good teeth etc I thought i would start a poll to reflect in a romantic way on what we like best, is straight forward shagging, or do you prefer a good tit w@ank you decide.

 

[Downsizer]

Ass to mouth, no question....

You can't beat seeing a bird like her own sh1t off your nob...

 

[uber pikey]

Ass to mouth, no question....

You can't beat seeing a bird like her own sh1t off your nob...

Yes you can, try her sisters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pie sandwich]

Better still do her up the wrong 'un and call her by her sisters name. DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Shugster]

BJ's are the best thing ever. No matter how bad it is you're virtually guarenteed to blow your love beans!

Bridesmaids are a guarenteed source of BJ's... I still remember when Shugster kopped off many years ago with one and got no less than 5 in one night! Oddly enough it's one of my favorite wedding memories.
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[Ex-Bay]

BJ's are the best thing ever. No matter how bad it is you're virtually guaranteed to blow your love beans!

Bridesmaids are a guaranteed source of BJ's... I still remember when Shugster kopped off many years ago with one and got no less than 5 in one night! Oddly enough it's one of my favourite wedding memories.
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I got put off by a very reluctant first wife and then a by lady who was long on teeth and short on technique.

Pass the Viagra, me dear, will you?

 

[Scaley brat]

I still remember when Shugster kopped off many years ago with one and got no less than 5 in one night! Oddly enough it's one of my favorite wedding memories.
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Really ? Do you still remember his name ? DT_Xtremez_06:DT_Xtremez_31:






5 BJ's in one night ! DT_Xtremez_17:

Are you sure SHE wasn't a HE ? DT_Xtremez_09:

 

[Shugster]

Really ? Do you still remember his name ? DT_Xtremez_06:DT_Xtremez_31:






5 BJ's in one night ! DT_Xtremez_17:

Are you sure SHE wasn't a HE ? DT_Xtremez_09:

I was drunk... but not that drunk!DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[Tashy_Man]

I was drunk... but not that drunk!DT_Xtremez_35:

So you do remember his name then DT_Xtremez_14:

Crack on....................DT_Xtremez_09:

 

[sid the squid]

dry crack the beatch pulling her hair back yes yes yes

 

[Scaley brat]

Leapoffaith, it's a shame you chose the anonymous option.
Who's the virgin ? DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[grumpyoldb]

Leapoffaith, it's a shame you chose the anonymous option.
Who's the virgin ? DT_Xtremez_15:

It's not me................DT_Xtremez_31:

BTW, could we have options for 69 and doggy?

 

[Dave-exfairy]

Where's the option for woman on top??

 

[Nec Aspera Terrent]

Where's the option for woman on top??

NAAFI bop.

 

[PingDit]

S2's gonna be mad - you haven't included any animal options....

 

[Billy Whizz]

Wot a bunch of ****** we have on the Goat - not 1 vote!

May not be the favourite choice but probably the most practised! DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Scaley brat]

S2's gonna be mad - you haven't included any animal options....

It goes without saying. Women will do while the real thing is locked away in a barn ! ::

 

[Penguins Suck]

Right yous lot listen in i voteded for a soupy tit w@ank but last time i poured Heinz ministrone on mines fat waafgurdfriends t1ts she went mentals

 

[Hu Jardon]

Right yous lot listen in i voteded for a soupy tit w@ank but last time i poured Heinz ministrone on mines fat waafgurdfriends t1ts she went mentals

Me too Kevin/Dale

But only because Pot Noodle with a Mango in wasn't one of the choices

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[Scaley brat]

Right yous lot listen in i voteded for a soupy tit w@ank but last time i poured Heinz ministrone on mines fat waafgurdfriends t1ts she went mentals

Perhaps you should try a chunky farmhouse veg soup, those bits of carrot just add another dimension when they get under your foreskin mate.

Unless you have a prince Albert, then it just gives your girly a bit of extra nourishment while she noshes you off ! ::