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Flying Muppets....!!!!

vim_fuego

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Hopefully there trade (airman in a news article can mean anyone in the RAF) is one that can be carried out in the future with only one hand...In my case if it had to happen please let it be my left for obvious reasons......
 

Stingray

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Flying Muppets....!!!!

Nice to know at least some have time on their hands in the sandpit....!!!!!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article567713.ece

:pDT_Xtremez_34:
 

the lovetoad

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It will be the usual..... if it's in the NAAFI it's theft but if it's from the officers mess it's high spirits!!

If the RAF is determined to cut our numbers they could do a lot worse by making an example of these ar$e$.
 
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Douglas Bader's Right Leg

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Who says the F3 force is busy?

I don't know which is worse (allegedly) nicking a car or attending a Justin Timberlake concert; I'd definitely string them up for the latter.
 

roverboy

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It will be the usual..... if it's in the NAAFI it's theft but if it's from the officers mess it's high spirits!!

If the RAF is determined to cut our numbers they could do a lot worse by making an example of these ar$e$.

I doubt they'll be made an example of. One of our Navs got caught using other people's internet accounts to access porn whilst in Saudi, but he got sent home as he "could no longer fly because he had a bad back"
 

mad_collie

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Fecking Lazy Journos

Fecking Lazy Journos

The fecking tw@ts from the Sun cant even be arsed to go and interview any more. Have a look at this post from Proon. They have directly quoted 'a pilot' in the 'story'.
Bunch of lazy cnuts.:pDT_Xtremez_32:
I still think they jockeys should be strung up for going to a Justin Timberlake concert.:pDT_Xtremez_31:
 

230Tiger

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The fecking tw@ts from the Sun cant even be arsed to go and interview any more. Have a look at this post from Proon. They have directly quoted 'a pilot' in the 'story'.
Bunch of lazy cnuts.:pDT_Xtremez_32:
I still think they jockeys should be strung up for going to a Justin Timberlake concert.:pDT_Xtremez_31:

A prime example of why you should always consider what you say on these forums before writing it. You never know who's reading the posts!
 
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Douglas Bader's Right Leg

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A prime example of why you should always consider what you say on these forums before writing it. You never know who's reading the posts!

Tom Newton Dunn is a C0ck!


(I'd like to see them print that).
 

TrenchardsLoveSock

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The fecking tw@ts from the Sun cant even be arsed to go and interview any more. Have a look at this post from Proon. They have directly quoted 'a pilot' in the 'story'.
Bunch of lazy cnuts.:pDT_Xtremez_32:
I still think they jockeys should be strung up for going to a Justin Timberlake concert.:pDT_Xtremez_31:

Good job they don't visit this site as much. I can just see today's headline:

LONDON BASED LEGAL ADVISOR MISSING, FEARED DEAD
 

tommo9999

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The Foreign Office has had to issue an apology so that should prevent them getting away with it. High spirits my @rse, string them up.
 

Mug?

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oh dear

oh dear

Justing Timberlake?

I thought F3 crew were all gay and now I know.

Mistaking a stretched limo for a hire car?

I hope the ground attack guys can tell the difference between an Allied Truck compared to a Taliban one?

Can't wait to read their stories in the SUN when they get home?
They will need the cash. I know it cost a lot to train them but I hope they end their careers "flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog 'poo' out of hong kong"

All the work of the recruiters and Red arrors this year wasted......
 
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LeeVanCleef

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Well one thing they want to be very concernd about is if the air force are allowed back there. UAE is one of the new places to go on det now, it maybe sandy and it may be in and around the gulf, but its definately a good place to go on a four week jolly.
 
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Ahhh growbags... AGAIN!

Ahhh growbags... AGAIN!

Nice to see the grow-bags still find an excuse to get wasted and drop us all in it even when there's plenty of real targets they could be shooting at! I assume we won't be offering them £50k to complete the engagement they've already signed up to!

As mentioned before by a previous thread having a Commission seems only a small step from Diplomatic immunity; SAC - WO = banged up and left to rot & discharged, Fg Off + up = "Sorry it was only a joke old bean, tradition don't you know!"

Hope the Harry Stat' Cmdr nails 'em to the floor. It's about time someone told aircrew generally that they're only required to drive the jets and are not actually the centre of the universe!

Anyone got a smiley of a firing squad....:pDT_Xtremez_32:
 

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Also taken from Pprune

Also taken from Pprune

"I thought the same thing. Presumably these are ground crew. I can't believe an officer would be that dumb."

::/: :pDT_Xtremez_25:

The above taken from Prune.....t*ssers
 

Downsizer

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"I thought the same thing. Presumably these are ground crew. I can't believe an officer would be that dumb."

::/: :pDT_Xtremez_25:

The above taken from Prune.....t*ssers

And you don't think that was a fishing trip?
 
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