Xmas Raffles

[Billy Whizz]

A few years ago, we had a monster Xmas raffle with literally a hundred prizes! Mainly made up with a bulk shipment from a Sex Shop closing down sale!

The draw master decided early on to completely ignore every ticket a certain C/T (DD - Deficating Dave!) won - as he had spent a fortune on tickets!

After the prizes had run out, it was decided to introduce a little drinking game, using the "demi-john of death" filled with the top shelf of spirits. the draw continued only this time every other ticker drawn had the afore mentioned C/T's name on it - or so he thought!

Needless to say, after boasting at several beercalls he could drink anybody under the table he promptly got completely wasted, earned his nickname on the way back to the Mess and got a one to one chat with the heirarchy!

Well done DD!!!!

 

[wobbly]

'demi-john of death' sadly havent seen it since Lyneham was destroyed last year.

And DD is now in Australia......ripper mate!!!

Goin on about prizes etc, I remember a certain Penis Enlarger you got when you left Benson in the late 80's......you still got it?

and no, I dont want to borrow it, hehehehe

 

[Billy Whizz]

'demi-john of death' sadly havent seen it since Lyneham was destroyed last year.

And DD is now in Australia......ripper mate!!!

Goin on about prizes etc, I remember a certain Penis Enlarger you got when you left Benson in the late 80's......you still got it?

and no, I dont want to borrow it, hehehehe

What a memory you have! No, unfortunately it worked straight away so I dispensed with it during my drunken days at Gutersloh!!!

I bet you remember when I got stripped and tied up outside the WRAF block! Could've done with it then!!!!!!!!