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Theres just something about him.....

lisab

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Right girls, I erm have been going through a bit of a dry spell lately or I prefer to say I have been more choosey! Well I have been finding certain men quite attractive, now what I was wondering is, is the reason for this the said 'dry spell' or is there really something about him

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Al Murray pub landlord

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Couldnt find a bigger pic, Julian from DIY SOS
 

Ex-Bay

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My wife thinks Al Murray is great. The excuse, or so I thought, was that she's from south London. An accent you could use to cut stones: Naturally, he does nothing for me. . . . . .

:S
 

vim_fuego

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So you're finding fat, bald men attractive...

S2 had better bag up for the next meet then...
 

lisab

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So you're finding fat, bald men attractive...

S2 had better bag up for the next meet then...

Hmmmm well unfortunately I happen to know there is a Mrs S2 otherwise........

Good god help me!!!:raf:
 
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Gingerburd

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Lisa B have a large drink and slap yourself in the face with a wet fish and say No Bald men No Bald Men:pDT_Xtremez_42::)
 

Ex-Bay

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Well, if he let his hair grow, he'd only have a widows peak. . . . . .

:pDT_Xtremez_17:
 

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Lisa B have a large drink and slap yourself in the face with a wet fish and say No Bald men No Bald Men:pDT_Xtremez_42::)


WTF, Are you some sort of lezza. All normal birds think bald blokes are ace. When my hair started falling out I had a few choices.

Grow a combover and look like a cnut,

wear a wig and look like a cnut

leave it grow on the sides and look like Krusty the clown,

or shave it all off and look fcuking nails.
 
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gemarriott

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looks like I'm in with a chance too all we need is for FOMz to shave his head and voila 3 bald fat men, one airtight Lisa,, Luuuuuuucky lady:pDT_Xtremez_14:
 

laboratoryqueen

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Lisa, it's just a dry patch. You are looking at bald men but really seeing the image of kn0bs.

Sh@g one, you'll soon get over it.
 

R_Squared

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Soooo, by that rational.

Any gent undergoing a prolonged dry spell would eventually find themselves drawn to ladies of this persuasion?









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I'm not sure I remember fancying any birds like that, but I have been married for a number of years.

Mind you she does have a certain je n'sais quoi, that I can't quite put my finger on, might just be the cape. I have been ill recently and on strong medication.
 

laboratoryqueen

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Soooo, by that rational.

Any gent undergoing a prolonged dry spell would eventually find themselves drawn to ladies of this persuasion?









costumes_vagina.jpg


I'm not sure I remember fancying any birds like that, but I have been married for a number of years.

Mind you she does have a certain je n'sais quoi, that I can't quite put my finger on, might just be the cape. I have been ill recently and on strong medication.



Errrmm Rojaws dear, that's a pic of a the female genitalia with legs and no mouth, how many guys, dry spell or not, would find any female with no mouth, hence no ability to whinge, nag, moan or gripe, a huge turn on :pDT_Xtremez_15:
 

R_Squared

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Fair point, just a smidge of facial hair though? :pDT_Xtremez_15:

I'm sure one of the resident drooling perverts will be along shortly to demonstrate how she is actually quite a catch compared to what they have dredged up in the past.

I just want to say I wouldn't, and I've been hammerred in Joanna's and had a night out in Holyhead too.
 

CodeMonkey

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Errrmm Rojaws dear, that's a pic of a the female genitalia with legs and no mouth, how many guys, dry spell or not, would find any female with no mouth, hence no ability to whinge, nag, moan or gripe, a huge turn on :pDT_Xtremez_15:

LQ you have obviously never seen Time Gentlemen Please with Terry "A Mouths a Mouth"
 
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