Billy Whizz said:Just stay away from Bay 4 - he tends to hang around there!
Not that sausage2 would know, as he is too scared to go to bay 4 on his own lol
Billy Whizz said:Just stay away from Bay 4 - he tends to hang around there!
Bitburger said:Not that sausage2 would know, as he is too scared to go to bay 4 on his own lol
sausage2 said:Right you lot fu*k off and leave me alone. Bay 4 is haunted , and I'm a coward, so no surprises there, do you know where bay 4 is Bit. I suggest not.
As for never leaving the office well OK i'll give you that one. But mind it is winter, and I'm very work shy, so no suprises there either.
Bitburger said:I also know where the Cells are and that is where you will be heading if there is any more lips from you
By the way Happy Xmas mate
Wing boy said:The best one i ever saw was at a certain scottish airbase in the moray firth. We hooked up with clothing stores and got them to send the newbie a chit telling him to go to stores for his no 1 Home dress. Of course with this being Scotland No 1 Home dress would be a kilt would it not? Poor lad had never left yorkshire in his life so fell hook line and sinker and tootled off to supply. When he got there he was reliably informed that Kilts cost a proper penny (about 500 quid) and that his name would be put next to a kilt of his size. In order to get his size the supplier gave him a WRAF skirt and told him to try it on. 5 minutes later poor scrote appears from said cubicle to ask " do you have anything smaller?"