Right girls I need your help! Ive done quite a silly thing and after one or two glasses of wine too many I decided to sort out my pale english rose skin and turn into a glowing tanned goddess! well that was the idea anyway until I realised I had applied the false tan a bit too liberally now I have one foot that looks like its been in spain for a week which is nice and one foot that looks like its been down a coal mine which is not so nice! So do any of our lady goaters know a quick fix for false tan calamities!!!
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Tantastic nightmare!
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SirSaltyHelmet
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Talcum Powder....lots of it
laboratoryqueen
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Heya honey, now calm down and remember to breathe
Fresh lemon juice is generally good for lightening, but not sure how effective it'll be on down the coal mine look
SirSaltyHelmet
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Oh, you could try white gloss paint!
Paint!!!!!!!
A good peel and a rub down with Cillit Bang
BANG and the tans gone
You might be a bit red though and I dare say it may smart a little bit too
DT_Xtremez_30:laboratoryqueen
Dr Midget Midgetson
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Now now SSH that's not very helpful is it, gloss paint would take too long to dry and wouldn't allow the skin to breathe would it, emulsion would be much better, silk if you want the special shiney healthy looking skin
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I'd have thought seeing our mutual friend first thing in the morning would be enough to turn anyone white...:raf:
laboratoryqueen
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let it soak into the skin for a while, if the main problem areas are the feet and round the ankles, put plenty of lemon juice into water and soak your feet.
have you got anything to exfoliate with too, as the tanning product tends to react more where dryer skin is
Ha ha well unfortunately Im at home now so that wouldnt work gonna try the lemon juice failing that it looks that ridiculous may have to get some cillit bang!!
laboratoryqueen
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laboratoryqueen
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From a purely blokeish point of view it's been circa 24C outside mit sun for the past 2-3 days so why didn't you just go sit in it for a bit?
laboratoryqueen
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Can't win can we, leave the kitchen and told to get back in, use self tanning products and thats wrong as should have been sat outside, men, just can't be consistent
mad_collie
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And fart occasionally, to give us a clue.
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With the aid of an extention lead the ironing can be acheived on the patio (or decking) to an acceptable standard...Doing the ironing in this setting wearing aome dental floss cunningly disguised as swimwear makes watching you do the ironing that bit more palatable...