So would you make her scream?

[Oldstacker]

I don' think she's a great looker, but she obviously enjoys the old beef bayonet. Question is would you do her? And do you like a screamer or not?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3105916/Woman-jailed-two-weeks-having-sex-loudly-upset-neighbours.html

 

[Kryten]

Doubt I'd make her scream...last time I whapped the old "groinal attachment" into the hands of a lady she said "No thanks, I just put one out".....

And no, I didn't have to inflate her beforehand....::

 

[Late & Tired]

Apply the basic principles:
1. Female?
2. Pulse?
3. No maggots?

And the Service provides ear defenders too...
Fill yer boots.

 

[Spearmint]

I'd snap her legs backwards and then throw her in a skip.....DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[andy135]

I've never been to bed with an ugly woman but....................................



Never say never. DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[ady eflog]

I'd snap her legs backwards and then throw her in a skip.....DT_Xtremez_42:

or the bondu naturally.....

 

[lampeterexile]

Shove a bag over her head, should keep the noise down a bit.

 

[Gonterseed]

Apply the basic principles:
1. Female?
2. Pulse?
3. No maggots?

And put a bucket of sh!t on the other side of the room/car-park/bus-shelter, to keep the flies off

 

[Ex-Bay]

She isn't the first to make it to the papers. She'll not be the last.
But I just wonder if she's got a real hearng problem ?

And no; I wouldn't.