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Shopping

Tin basher

Knackered Old ****
Staff member
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It seems simple enough just go and by 2 pairs of trousers for yours truly. So I go to the store and select what I want then the cr@p starts. How hard can it be to spend money FFS

Hi I'd like to pay for these please
Do you have a store card?
No I'd just like to pay for these trousers please
Do want a store card?
No I'd just like to pay for these trousers
Can I have your post code?
No I'd just like to buy some trousers in your shop
Can I have the house number?
No I'd just like to spend some of my cash in your store.
Can you give me your e-mail address
NO!! right here's the trousers, please put them back, good day.

Moved down the shopping arcade 3 shops and bought them there. Fuming.
 

justintime129

Warrant Officer
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It seems simple enough just go and by 2 pairs of trousers for yours truly. So I go to the store and select what I want then the cr@p starts. How hard can it be to spend money FFS

Hi I'd like to pay for these please
Do you have a store card?
No I'd just like to pay for these trousers please
Do want a store card?
No I'd just like to pay for these trousers
Can I have your post code?
No I'd just like to buy some trousers in your shop
Can I have the house number?
No I'd just like to spend some of my cash in your store.
Can you give me your e-mail address
NO!! right here's the trousers, please put them back, good day.

Moved down the shopping arcade 3 shops and bought them there. Fuming.

Stay away from Matalan then
 

Ex-Bay

SNAFU master
Subscriber
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It seems simple enough just go and by 2 pairs of trousers for yours truly. So I go to the store and select what I want then the cr@p starts. How hard can it be to spend money FFS

Hi I'd like to pay for these please
Do you have a store card?
No I'd just like to pay for these trousers please
Do want a store card?
No I'd just like to pay for these trousers
Can I have your post code?
No I'd just like to buy some trousers in your shop
Can I have the house number?
No I'd just like to spend some of my cash in your store.
Can you give me your e-mail address
NO!! right here's the trousers, please put them back, good day.

Moved down the shopping arcade 3 shops and bought them there. Fuming.

My local market's often got a respecable pair.
And they don't ask stupid questions . . .
 
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