Any stories in this Forum must, at some point, include the following. Characters called "Dusty" or "Windy" Miller, "Chalky" White, "Dinger" Bell, "Smudge" Smith, "Ginge", "Blacky", "Tiny", "Lofty" and of course "Jacko" (eg Dusty and his brother Windy were in the Col Gaddafi having a few scoops when Tiny walked in with Ginge's bird) There also has to be a food fight, a bloke going out with identical twins (and not realising it). The police dog and a Newcastle brown bottle is not mandatory but may rear it's head at some point. Stories should normally start, "This bloke I knew told me a mate of his...........etc" Failure to carry out these actions may result in the story being believed by younger, more gullible members of the Goat and a large amount of chastisement, in the form of abuse, heaped upon the teller by the more mature members of the aforesaid site!
You have been guided!
You have been guided!
