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Personality Transplant at Cosford

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Leapoffaith

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Been around for a few weeks and read regularly and cannot help but notice that Being at Tossford seems to turn you into a whining sh1t spouting c0ckknocker and example of this from a recent thread would be FairyGoodGuys response to a woman

'Is there no end to the amount of sh!te that this spl!t ar$e spouts from her oversize gob ??? Do what all women should do SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND STOP FCUKING WHINING..... Who let this wench into this MANS thread anyway ???'

Obviously has hand to c0ck action on a regular basis but there are many examples of this behaviour remind me to avoid the med centre must be full of sprained wrists and bruised bell ends
 
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But remember they do have to do parades and PT on a Friday afternoon. I wouldn't swap my OOAs, 13 hr night shifts and working weekends for that malarkey.
 
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fat lazy techie

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Not all of us here at the early learning centre are whinging misreable whangers. I for one have a good sense of humour and display it when the morale police let their guard down, or aren't looking. The people of which you speak probably work in the turdis, the largest morale vaccum ever created. As for saying there are lots of people that like to partake in masturbatory activities that clog up the med centre, I take it you refer to our students Which ones I can't say in these days of PC thuggery.

If you have issues with the way some people speak ot biatches then I suggest you put your knitting down, step away from the kitchen sink, get a life and grow a sense of humour.






Anyone got a good hook removal tool, I seem to have one stuck in my mouth.
 
Tin basher

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Leap of faith you need one of these:pDT_Xtremez_14:
 
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fat lazy techie

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Tin basher said:
Off Topic No that's what a fecking big stirring spoon looks like. Which was LOF intention. Off Topic.
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In all honesty I thought it was the sort of eating implement a certain balding CPL in your neck of the woods would use. You know the one I mean, looks like Sandy (sort of) from the kick ass TV series Monkey. First name starts with the letter M, Last name ends with the letter L.
 
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fat lazy techie said:
In all honesty I thought it was the sort of eating implement a certain balding CPL in your neck of the woods would use. You know the one I mean, looks like Sandy (sort of) from the kick ass TV series Monkey. First name starts with the letter M, Last name ends with the letter L.
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Jesus that name gives me shivers ! is it the same guy who is know as "top tip" ?
 
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Sospan said:
Jesus that name gives me shivers ! is it the same guy who is know as "top tip" ?
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If I guess correctly from FLT's clues (I think I do) then Sospan it is the guy who is always dispensing top tips to anybody who will listen. Luckily for me I can get top tips from close range now as he has moved into our office.:pDT_Xtremez_14:
 
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Tin basher said:
If I guess correctly from FLT's clues (I think I do) then Sospan it is the guy who is always dispensing top tips to anybody who will listen. Luckily for me I can get top tips from close range now as he has moved into our office.:pDT_Xtremez_14:
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Bless him, it must be the guy I am thinking of, he looked the oldest JT in the RAF when I worked with him.
 
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Captain Slog

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Chilliboy said:
But remember they do have to do parades and PT on a Friday afternoon. I wouldn't swap my OOAs, 13 hr night shifts and working weekends for that malarkey.
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13 hr nightshifts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should be so lucky, in my Blue Suit days a 13 hr nightshift was an early stack!

PS Lof - not all Cosford Instructors fall into that category, there are some good people here, just wish we had some more to fill the gaping manpower gaps that the hierarchy are shamefully pretending are not there. I forecast that round about February 2008, this place will go completely belly up with course being cancelled or suspended, but by then it will be too late.
 
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FairyGoodGuy

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Leapoffaith said:
Been around for a few weeks and read regularly and cannot help but notice that Being at Tossford seems to turn you into a whining sh1t spouting c0ckknocker and example of this from a recent thread would be FairyGoodGuys response to a woman

'Is there no end to the amount of sh!te that this spl!t ar$e spouts from her oversize gob ??? Do what all women should do SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND STOP FCUKING WHINING..... Who let this wench into this MANS thread anyway ???'

Obviously has hand to c0ck action on a regular basis but there are many examples of this behaviour remind me to avoid the med centre must be full of sprained wrists and bruised bell ends
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I resemble that comment you Pr1ck.

Firstly if you read the whole thread ( if you are able to read without your boyfriend helping you that is ) it was fish for a bite which I thought had gone without a nibble. But in your case I seem to have caught a Big one you RETARD... ******
 
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