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I don't know if its me, but the substandards we are getting through the doors today aren't fit to slobber over your Big Mac when serving you at the said burger joint. All that the forces are concerned about is hight qualified people, which is great as long as they have their fare share of the old stuff Common Sense.
A few examples.
A rear trestle was fitted on a Tornado as the seats were out. I sent an SAC to check the engine oils and as I walked across the hangar floor there he was, kicking the $h!t out of the trestle in an attempt to get the engine doors open. When questioned he said he was taking the trestle out to open the engine doors (Been on type 18 months)........"What about the access panels you fookwit." was my reply. I shudder at the consequences if I had not stopped this idiot with zero common sense.
The next one was the above airman who fitted SPS and APU mag plugs with no oil seals on......after being FULLY briefed and handing him both the seals and the mag chip box. I know you may say that supervision was the key, but it was only that which stopped that scenario going any further.
Both stories were about the same person.......and to top it off this fruit loop is now an Engineeering Officer........would you believe it?
Oh, and another story about this %^$£&£ Ahem......
It was the day of his Station Board. I was sat at the trade desk when I get a phone call. "Hello, is SAC idiot there please". "Im afraid he is sitting his station board this morning and won't be back until this afternoon " I replied. "I am the boards officer I/C and he hasnt turned up, could you please find out where he is?"
So off I went, phoned his house and got his girlfriend. "Where is Fookwit?", I said...."He's running a little late, he's in the shower and he has to Iron his shirt". At this point I told her to get the little $h!t out of the shower and to the phone, which he did. After about 5 minutes of one way conversation he got his shit together and hurried to his station board, and eventually found out that he PASSED!!!
Amazing...........
Your comments on similar things please.............
A few examples.
A rear trestle was fitted on a Tornado as the seats were out. I sent an SAC to check the engine oils and as I walked across the hangar floor there he was, kicking the $h!t out of the trestle in an attempt to get the engine doors open. When questioned he said he was taking the trestle out to open the engine doors (Been on type 18 months)........"What about the access panels you fookwit." was my reply. I shudder at the consequences if I had not stopped this idiot with zero common sense.
The next one was the above airman who fitted SPS and APU mag plugs with no oil seals on......after being FULLY briefed and handing him both the seals and the mag chip box. I know you may say that supervision was the key, but it was only that which stopped that scenario going any further.
Both stories were about the same person.......and to top it off this fruit loop is now an Engineeering Officer........would you believe it?
Oh, and another story about this %^$£&£ Ahem......
It was the day of his Station Board. I was sat at the trade desk when I get a phone call. "Hello, is SAC idiot there please". "Im afraid he is sitting his station board this morning and won't be back until this afternoon " I replied. "I am the boards officer I/C and he hasnt turned up, could you please find out where he is?"
So off I went, phoned his house and got his girlfriend. "Where is Fookwit?", I said...."He's running a little late, he's in the shower and he has to Iron his shirt". At this point I told her to get the little $h!t out of the shower and to the phone, which he did. After about 5 minutes of one way conversation he got his shit together and hurried to his station board, and eventually found out that he PASSED!!!
Amazing...........
Your comments on similar things please.............
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