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More cushion for the pushin'

ninjarabbi

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‘Proudly flaunt it’? There are feckin’ black holes with less gravity than her. She can very likely be seen from space, probably by aliens in another galaxy.

We really should stamp on this ‘body positivity’ ****e.
 

Spearmint

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It'll be dead soon enough as it's body gives up so that's as about as much I care.:pDT_Xtremez_27:
 

Wobbly_Jon

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Talk about slap her on the ar$e and ride the wave. You'd need a life jacket and be 'kin sea sick if you tried that with this one.
 

vim_fuego

Hung Like a Baboon.
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There would have to be some ground rules:

1. At no point am I to lay eyes on it...I shall be laid on the bed browsing a Scuzz mag full of much thinner women.
2. She may talk on entry to a he room as long as it’s along the lines of ‘Oh Vim you’re so hugely endowed’ and not some trickery like ‘Hey Vim look at this’ which could cause me to look up and subsequently need some mind bleach.
3. She may nosh me off whilst I read said scuzz mag.
4. She must leave the room (if I haven’t blown the back of her head off with the force of my nutting) before I open my eyes post explosion.
5. We shall never speak of it again...ever.
 
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