Jilted John

[SirSaltyHelmet]

Anyone remember these?

 

[Fearless Leader]

Yes! Did they do "Gordon is a Moron"?

 

[SirSaltyHelmet]

Is that a wah?

 

[Scaley brat]

What was the name of the second song he did ? that was about a girl being a cnut to him too.
Fair play, he was a really happy fooker...... I totally identified with him when I was a teenager DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[SirSaltyHelmet]

I think the dancer is the greatest... Dances like m' Dad

 

[AllWoman]

What was the name of the second song he did ? that was about a girl being a cnut to him too.
Fair play, he was a really happy fooker...... I totally identified with him when I was a teenager DT_Xtremez_31:

It was called Going Steady!!

 

[Soon To Leave]

What was the name of the second song he did ? that was about a girl being a cnut to him too.
Fair play, he was a really happy fooker...... I totally identified with him when I was a teenager DT_Xtremez_31:

I seem to remember that one was called 'Gordon's not a Moron'.

 

[Soon To Leave]

Yes! Did they do "Gordon is a Moron"?

The song was actually called Jilted John.

lyrics are as follows:- (from Metrolyrics.com)

Jilted John Jilted John Lyrics

*** Complimentary Jilted John Ringtone ***
I've been going out with a girl,
her name is Julie
But last night she said to me,
when we were watching telly

(This is what she said)

She said listen John, I love you
But there's this bloke, I fancy
I don't want to two time you,
so it's the end for you and me

Who's this bloke I asked her
Goooooordon, she replied
Not THAT puff, I said dismayed
Yes but he's no puff she cried

(He's more of a man than you'll ever be)

Here we go, two three four

I was so upset that I cried,
all the way to the chip shop

When I came out there was Gordon,
standing at the bus stop

(And guess who was with him? Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me)

Oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for Gordon
Just cos he's better looking than me
Just cos he's cool and trendy
[Jilted John lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]


But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron

Here we go, two three four

Oh she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair

(I'm so upset)

I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah

(I ought to smash his face in.)

(Yeah, but he's bigger than me. In't he?)

(I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him. He'd flatten him)

(Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's in'e?)

(Oh well, I don't care)

I don't care
I don't care
Cause she's a slag and he's a creep
she's a tart, he's very cheap
she is a slut, he thinks he's tough......

 

[gemarriott]

Anyone remember these?

bet they didn't know they were creating the new 2007 National Anthem when they recorded it

 

[SirSaltyHelmet]

The song was actually called Jilted John.

lyrics are as follows:- (from Metrolyrics.com)

Jilted John Jilted John Lyrics

*** Complimentary Jilted John Ringtone ***
I've been going out with a girl,
her name is Julie
But last night she said to me,
when we were watching telly

(This is what she said)

She said listen John, I love you
But there's this bloke, I fancy
I don't want to two time you,
so it's the end for you and me

Who's this bloke I asked her
Goooooordon, she replied
Not THAT puff, I said dismayed
Yes but he's no puff she cried

(He's more of a man than you'll ever be)

Here we go, two three four

I was so upset that I cried,
all the way to the chip shop

When I came out there was Gordon,
standing at the bus stop

(And guess who was with him? Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me)

Oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for Gordon
Just cos he's better looking than me
Just cos he's cool and trendy
[Jilted John lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]


But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron

Here we go, two three four

Oh she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair

(I'm so upset)

I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah

(I ought to smash his face in.)

(Yeah, but he's bigger than me. In't he?)

(I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him. He'd flatten him)

(Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's in'e?)

(Oh well, I don't care)

I don't care
I don't care
Cause she's a slag and he's a creep
she's a tart, he's very cheap
she is a slut, he thinks he's tough......

Play the youtube video and you will hear it FFS

 

[Soon To Leave]

I seem to remember that one was called 'Gordon's not a Moron'.

Sorry, I got that wrong. The phase Gordon's not a Moron became so popular that a (totally unrelated) group called Julie & Gordon released 'Gordon's not a Moron' as a reposte. This was sung in a very similar style to the original hit.

Jilted John did later release a song called 'True Love Stories'

 

[Scaley brat]

Play the youtube video and you will hear it FFS

Some of us are on IGS you mean barsteward DT_Xtremez_25:

Reading the lyrics and remembering the song was almost as good though. I was about 14 or 15 when that came out...... I think !!

Thanks AW, going steady DT_Xtremez_28: That was the one.

 

[mcdoodle]

the guys name is graham fellowes and he now does a singing comedy act calling himself john shuttleworth....'pigeons in flight' was one of his comedy songs.
i thank you

 

[3Chordwonder]

Correct McD !

Graham Fellows is a genius.

My personal Shuttleworth fav is "Austin Ambassador Y-Reg"

 

[Beaver]

Yeah that was brilliant. Half an hour prog once a week late on Channel 4 I think. Do remember the Austin Ambassador song, but this one sticks out more than the others, as my niece has the same name.

"Poor Rhianna
Eggs and Gammon,
Ken had wind"

Overused phrase, but he was genius.