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If we had the internet 40 years ago, topics we'd be posting

justintime129

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If we had gave had internet 40 years ago, what would we be posting.

I'll kick it off

I'm posted to raf top life need some info.

Will I get my time promotion on time.

Where can I go with my four rail warrants.

What's the chances of indulging to Hong Kong

Will we get involved in the Arab/Israeli war
 

stereolab

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If we had gave had internet 40 years ago, what would we be posting.

I'll kick it off

I'm posted to raf top life need some info.

Will I get my time promotion on time.

Where can I go with my four rail warrants.

What's the chances of indulging to Hong Kong

Will we get involved in the Arab/Israeli war

When will the power come back on , so I can ask D of E when the block heating is coming back on?
 

Kryten

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How about:

"The WAAf and the RAF as one - think it'll ever happen"?

"My first ever TACEVAL and I am afraid"

"MRCA now called Tornado - good or bad name"?

"That Angela Rippon is a bit of all right"

"Margaret Thatcher as Conservative Party Leader - a good or bad idea"?

"Did anyone catch the Black and White Minstrel Show?"
 

justintime129

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Why can't scalies pay for living in the block

Will this commercial radio catch on

Will we ever have more than 3 tv channels

Last night I had 8 pints and drove home

We have a lad at work who wants to go home once a month
 
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grumpyoldb

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After the big pay rise, I've just picked up £42 at the fortnightly pay parade.
 

justintime129

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Heath needs do to do something with his education secretary.

Anybody recommend a decent cassette recorder so I can tape the top 30 off the radio.
 
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Barch

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I am just about to choose my O Level subjects, which would be best to do if I want to work on planes?
 

PraiseBacon

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Depends if you are having a conversation with 90’s behavior standards applied to the 70’s, or 70’s standards in the 70’s – only with internet.

Going for if the internet was around in the 70’s - I’d guess the subjects on the goat would be :

  • Which WRAF has the biggest tits on camp
  • Which WRAF has had the most meters of cock
  • Which of the Stamford slappers is a dead cert to give a gobble after a couple of pints.
  • Where did you shag your first Valley commando
  • Something racist
  • A few homophobic topics
  • Something about how much beer you drank last night (who had the most)
  • What has the best motor on camp


I can’t see too much discussion on politics going on though..
 

propersplitbrainme

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I hear the RAF is getting rid of Hairy Marys and Greatcoats and bringing in Flasher Macs and Thunderbirds Jackets. About time they brought the uniform into the 20th century.
 

Tin basher

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How high should my platform shoes be?
Will flares ever go out of fashion?
 

SORRY CJ

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Gayers allowed in the forces....
WRAF can have tattoos....
Blokes in the WRAF block....
How to do putties properly....
Convert an SLR to auto with a match stick....
Mr SCJ
 
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