If today’s media were reporting on World War Two...

[ninjarabbi]

 

[SAXAVORDIAN]

Why are we not closing the borders to the escaping refugees

 

[Kryten]

"How long is this rationing going to go on for - surely we need an exit strategy for full food supply"?

 

[Oldstacker]

The ferry service from Dunkirk lacked even the most basic amenities.....

 

[Tin basher]

Lancaster crews stop ops over Germany due to PPE Shortage

 

[Oldstacker]

Spitfire pilots being denied proper rest periods

 

[Kryten]

Has anyone carried out a SHE risk assessment for this Dunkirk evacuation? Are these "rescue boats" ISO 9001 compliant?

 

[Oldstacker]

So, Prime Minister, you ooffer us Blood Sweat & Toil, but what actual evidence can you provide of your suitability for your post?

 

[dctyke]

This is sky news, live from a bomber over Hamburg where the bullets are Whizzing everywhere. So, Flt Lt. Do you think it’s fair the government sent you with a crew with insufficient experience?

 

[Allflapnofly]

"Right guys, Reuters have just rolled up, let's take a break from the digging and we'll assemble in the front garden..... We'll commence uncovering and defusing this Bosch parachute mine once we've rehearsed in full kit and nailed our wacky morale boosting Tik Tok dance for Pathe News".......

 

[Kryten]

"Now from the BBC, an in depth Panorama special. Alvar Liddell reports from the Kent coast on the recently constructed "Chain Home" radar stations, investigates if the alledged rise in cancer is linked to the new radar technology and asks "is the technology worth it"?

 

[ninjarabbi]

"Now from the BBC, an in depth Panorama special. Alvar Liddell reports from the Kent coast on the recently constructed "Chain Home" radar stations, investigates if the alledged rise in cancer is linked to the new radar technology and asks "is the technology worth it"?

And a few days later reports from the same set of radar stations now on fire since the locals think that they cause cancer and viruses!

 

[Gonterseed]

From a cargo ship somewhere in the North Atlantic. Embedded BBC journo to Captain. "There did seem to be a lot of explosions around us last night and I can clearly see some of the ship's that were there are now not there. Can we be certain that they have been sunk with torpedoes from German U -Boats or is this just a very accident prone part of the Atlantic...?"

 

[vim_fuego]

BBC reporter: Mr Churchill.... Would you like to take the opportunity now to apologise for Dunkirk seeing as we now know the Germans are adept at Blitzkrieg and rapid insertion into territory that wasn't previously theirs?

 

[Rocket_Ronster]

BBC reporter: Mr Churchill.... Would you like to take the opportunity now to apologise for Dunkirk seeing as we now know the Germans are adept at Blitzkrieg and rapid insertion into territory that wasn't previously theirs?

Churchill wouldn't be allowed on, he's always smoking....and thats dangerous.