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Happy Birthday Gem

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scaleywife

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Happy Birthday oh salad providing one... have a virtual Keo on me!
 

Tashy_Man

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Happy Birthday......I'll have a beer or 20 for you later.

Crack on....................:pDT_Xtremez_09:
 

Tin basher

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Young Gem happy birthday mate. :pDT_Xtremez_30:

Quick question is Ex Splitter and Proud really only THAT much older than you? I only ask as having met him he looks a right KOS and I thought the gap would be larger.
 

Ex-Splitter and Proud

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Young Gem happy birthday mate. :pDT_Xtremez_30:

Quick question is Ex Splitter and Proud really only THAT much older than you? I only ask as having met him he looks a right KOS and I thought the gap would be larger.


Actually, you kn0b-scoffin norvurn marnkey - I am YOUNGER than gem. :pDT_Xtremez_14:
Not only younger than gem.... but also younger than you, you old f4rt!


If I no longer look like the young sex-god that I once was, it can only be due to:
a. That tough newspaper round - all those years ago:pDT_Xtremez_25:
b. Squadron life - dets, p155-ups, etc:pDT_Xtremez_34:
c. Working with Wind-up Merchants/Merchant Bankers like your good self, TBwanker

You're obviously feeling a bit better, fella - that's great!

But you seem to have too much time on your hands as you are becoming mischievous again. Have a word with Mrs TB, I'm sure she could find something useful for you to do (which is more than your bosses have ever managed!)

And another thing, c0ck.... Check your maths... 2/10 - see me!

Now, be a good boy.... and eff off! And when you get there.... eff off again!:pDT_Xtremez_30:
 
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gemarriott

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Thanks everyone!

I have several beers, a BBQ and a birthday sympathy shag (Ihope) lined up to keepme busy:pDT_Xtremez_14:
 

Tin basher

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Actually, you kn0b-scoffin norvurn marnkey - I am YOUNGER than gem. :pDT_Xtremez_14: Not only younger than gem.... but also younger than you, you old f4rt! If I no longer look like the young sex-god that I once was, it can only be due to:
a. That tough newspaper round - all those years ago:pDT_Xtremez_25:
b. Squadron life - dets, p155-ups, etc:pDT_Xtremez_34:
c. Working with Wind-up Merchants/Merchant Bankers like your good self, TBwanker. You're obviously feeling a bit better, fella - that's great!

But you seem to have too much time on your hands as you are becoming mischievous again. Have a word with Mrs TB, I'm sure she could find something useful for you to do (which is more than your bosses have ever managed!) And another thing, c0ck.... Check your maths... 2/10 - see me!
Now, be a good boy.... and eff off! And when you get there.... eff off again!:pDT_Xtremez_30:

Off Topic Good to see your sense of humour is still intact mate. Keep smilingOff Topic
 

RAF Bird

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Thanks everyone!

I have several beers, a BBQ and a birthday sympathy shag (Ihope) lined up to keepme busy:pDT_Xtremez_14:

You got the viagra ready then old man!! ha ha .

Hey did you know that if you were only 7 years older you'd be old enough to be my Grandad!! Ace eh?? :pDT_Xtremez_30::pDT_Xtremez_30:

Have a good one Gem! xxx
 

Teh Wal

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Happy birthday mate, from another "Middle-of-the-Yearer" (it's exactly the middle of the year!)... looks like you've got 8 years on me though ya old git! :pDT_Xtremez_19:

Phhsssttt, glug, cheers!
 

Shugster

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Happy birthday Yoda, do keep up the words of wisdom that guide us through the trials of life.
:pDT_Xtremez_26:

Seriously though, have a good one and put your feet up for a bit.
 
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gemarriott

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Happy birthday mate, from another "Middle-of-the-Yearer" (it's exactly the middle of the year!)... looks like you've got 8 years on me though ya old git! :pDT_Xtremez_19:

Phhsssttt, glug, cheers!

And you'll never catch up:pDT_Xtremez_14:

Likewise Happy Birthday.:pDT_Xtremez_30:
 
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