SirSaltyHelmet
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As a FOM in a tower, what is the best way to fook all the controllers off????? DT_Xtremez_28:
SirSaltyHelmet said:As a FOM in a tower, what is the best way to fook all the controllers off????? DT_Xtremez_28:
Hmmmm said:Insist that they actually read airfield driving orders before issuing a permit.
Ban FOAs from making more than one brew per shift.
Take a lunch break of more than 30 minutes.
Issue yourself with pointless TORs that take up over half of the Controllers' Order Book.
Lurk in the ACR/VCR.
Send the driver on another job at bacon buttie/shift changeover time.
Tell the supervisor that you cannot man the RVR because nobody is trained/the steps are a HASW hazard.
Decide to take the snow flags in despite the fact that they are not snow flags.
Charge an airman thus forcing the 1st tourist fg off to learn how to run an orderly room.
Rearrange the car park such that PFOM's slot is next to SATCO's, followed by the Supervisor/ATCO ic etc etc
Enough to start with?
DET1 said:Start work 0830 ish finish 1600 ish, sorry that is FOM hours.
HilstonPols said:As I have never been qualified enough to be a FOM
DET1 said:Not sure where you are going with controllers hours at EGDL but am fairly sure my hours stand up to the FOM.