Form a queue behind me gentlemen

[Oldstacker]

Ms Kirkwood's a-huntin' for a man....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...-SHAKESPEARE-forecast-dates-weather-girl.html

Here I am, I' m over here, Carol, Carol,,,,,,

 

[Warwick Hunt]

I didn't know she was into gayers, OS.....DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Kryten]

She wants a bit of bogbot, that's what she wants...DT_Xtremez_19:

 

[Digzster]

Looks like a large front is heading our way guys!

 

[Rocket_Ronster]

Can`t see the attraction myself ?
Big tits, but you could say the same about a few posters on here. DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Obi Wan]

I'm sure she is a very nice lady..........Good cook etc, and I'm sure she has other outstanding attributes.

 

[vim_fuego]

At 53 when she lets those fun bags loose her feet will scream as they see the Zepplins race towards them....and she must have one like a wizards sleeve.

That said she's been on the telly so she can call me.

 

[Wobbly_Jon]

Form a queue behind me gentlemen

Been waiting for a phone call all fekin' day

 

[Tin basher]

At 53 when she lets those fun bags loose her feet will scream as they see the Zepplins race towards them....and she must have one like a wizards sleeve. That said she's been on the telly so she can call me.

The man's a heretic burn him! It's Carol FFS the " fun bags" won't move much when unleashed and when she does the weather forecast in a coat she only wears a basque and suspenders underneath, FACT.

 

[Mag2grid]

The man's a heretic burn him! It's Carol FFS the " fun bags" won't move much when unleashed and when she does the weather forecast in a coat she only wears a basque and suspenders underneath, FACT.

could you gen it?

 

[Oldstacker]

Can`t see the attraction myself ? DT_Xtremez_42:

All together now;

Should've gone to Specsavers!!!!

 

[Rugby-Jock-Lad]

Can't beat a large 2 x Whangers from Carol in the morning!!

HOWEVER...As mush as I would love to rattle and play with her. Anyone ever considered that's behind that smiley facade, who's happy with life she's actually a cold hearted 1btch?? Not hard to find a date I'm sure!!!

 

[Witty_Banter]

I'm with Rocket Ronster, can't see the appeal sorry - though I'm sure she's a lovely person! However, she is at least a decade older than me - didn't know e-Goat was the official RAF retirement home!

 

[Kryten]

I'm with Rocket Ronster, can't see the appeal sorry - though I'm sure she's a lovely person! However, she is at least a decade older than me - didn't know e-Goat was the official RAF retirement home!

I am surprised there W_B - I would have thought a bit of "'ows yer father" with a cougar was everyone's dream......I look at Sigourney Weaver and think "if only....."

 

[Witty_Banter]

Nah mate, not my cup of tea. It would have to be a supermodel cougar to get my interests. I tend to stick to a specific age group - no more than 2 or 3 years older than me, and certainly not more than 5 years younger than me. Granny grabbing / teenyboppers hold no interest for me!

 

[Witty_Banter]

I am surprised there W_B - I would have thought a bit of "'ows yer father" with a cougar was everyone's dream......I look at Sigourney Weaver and think "if only....."

If you can't tell which are flaps and which are wrinkles - run away!

 

[Rugby-Jock-Lad]

If you can't tell which are flaps and which are wrinkles - run away!

It's Carol Kirkwoord!!! I wouldn't care ...street cred and all that. And she's rich :-D

 

[Kryten]

It's Carol Kirkwoord!!! I wouldn't care ...street cred and all that. And she's rich :-D

...and when she talks about a moist front moving our way.........grrrrr......