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The Lord Flasheart
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I would like to congratulate myself on being the first growbag (pongo one at that) to post in the growbag section of the board. 
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Wg Cdr ComfeyChair-Smyth
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Congratulations old bean, now sit back with a Pimms and watch the Piano burn....What! What!
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Ooohhh a nice tall Pimms would be just darling
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Shiney
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Ah Flashy, hello again mate.... So many forums, so much time.
Fat Jet V Truckies
Fat Jet V Truckies
A couple of F3 Tornado's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, and their pilots are chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk comes ‘round to the relative merits of their respective aircraft. Of course the fighter pilots contend that their airplanes were better because of their superior speed, manoeuvrability, weaponry, and so forth, while the putting down the Herc’s deficiencies in these areas.
After taking this for a while, the C-130 pilot says, "Oh yeah? Well, I can do a few things in this old girl that you'd only dream about." Naturally, the fighter jocks challenge him to demonstrate.
"Just watch," comes the quick retort.
And so they watch. But all they see is that C-130 continuing to fly straight and level.
After several minutes the Herc pilot comes back on the air, saying "There! How was that?"
Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots reply, "What are you talking about? What did you do?"
And the Herc pilot replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, got a cup of coffee and a Bacon roll, then went back an took a crap."
Fat Jet V Truckies
A couple of F3 Tornado's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, and their pilots are chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk comes ‘round to the relative merits of their respective aircraft. Of course the fighter pilots contend that their airplanes were better because of their superior speed, manoeuvrability, weaponry, and so forth, while the putting down the Herc’s deficiencies in these areas.
After taking this for a while, the C-130 pilot says, "Oh yeah? Well, I can do a few things in this old girl that you'd only dream about." Naturally, the fighter jocks challenge him to demonstrate.
"Just watch," comes the quick retort.
And so they watch. But all they see is that C-130 continuing to fly straight and level.
After several minutes the Herc pilot comes back on the air, saying "There! How was that?"
Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots reply, "What are you talking about? What did you do?"
And the Herc pilot replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, got a cup of coffee and a Bacon roll, then went back an took a crap."
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Classic......who has the PiMMs ?
Pimms old chap?
Pimms old chap?
Pimms
lemonade
ice
fresh mint leaves
lemons, sliced
cucumber, sliced
ginger beer
strawberries, to garnish
Method
1. Pour the Pimms and lemonade over ice in a boston shaker.
2. Add ginger beer and ½ strawberry.
3. Add some mint leaves, lemon and cucumber slices to taste.
4. Serve in a wide brimmed glass.
Pimms old chap?
Pimms
lemonade
ice
fresh mint leaves
lemons, sliced
cucumber, sliced
ginger beer
strawberries, to garnish
Method
1. Pour the Pimms and lemonade over ice in a boston shaker.
2. Add ginger beer and ½ strawberry.
3. Add some mint leaves, lemon and cucumber slices to taste.
4. Serve in a wide brimmed glass.
camelspyyder
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urban myths of old
urban myths of old
great c130/f3 story...only it was a nimrod and an F4 when i heard it 20 years ago!!
urban myths of old
great c130/f3 story...only it was a nimrod and an F4 when i heard it 20 years ago!!
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Shiney
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camelspyyder said:
Ah 20 years ago, the real Air Force, sports days, Bingo nights and Skyways..... If anyone remembers Skyways that is.........................
sausage2 said:You can talk Bitburger, You've hardly got your finger on the nub of youth yourself.
Where as I not only look like a Hollywood actor (her words not mine
Drop down and give me 20
NOW
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Washington Irving
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camelspyyder said:
The first time I heard it, it was a B-52 and an F4:
"What did you do?"
"I just shut down two engines."
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Pluto
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Oh no, Bitburger, not ginger beer! It just won't do, old bean.
Traditional Pimms No.1
1 slice per person of orange, lemon, apple, cucumber
1 sprig of mint
2 parts lemonade to 1 part Pimms
Traditional Pimms No.1
1 slice per person of orange, lemon, apple, cucumber
1 sprig of mint
2 parts lemonade to 1 part Pimms